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  • #21
    Your mother is so hopelessly ordinary, if she were an automobile, she'd be a Honda Accord.

    Your mother is so neurotic, she throws dinner parties for the voices in her head!

    Yo' mamas so dumb, her favorite color is clear!

    Yo' mamas so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

    Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

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    • #22
      Alright...maybe not too funny for all you high standard comedy critics, but I always laugh at this one.

      Yo mama's so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur is a jewish holiday.


      It's even funnier because the first time I heard it, I didn't know who/what Tupac Shakur was.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Baron Dants Alright...maybe not too funny for all you high standard comedy critics, but I always laugh at this one.

        Yo mama's so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur is a jewish holiday.


        It's even funnier because the first time I heard it, I didn't know who/what Tupac Shakur was.

        That reminds me of the first time I bought a Tupac CD, ages ago now, (and if any of you made a your daddy's so dumb crack I'll come over and kick your @$$) but my dad was with me and he looks at the thing and goes... 'inchoo yergoo had garnes?' (why are you buying two?)

        hahhahaha. Oh dad, you're too cute.
        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #24
          Originally posted by ckBejug That reminds me of the first time I bought a Tupac CD, ages ago now, (and if any of you made a your daddy's so dumb crack I'll come over and kick your @$$) but my dad was with me and he looks at the thing and goes... 'inchoo yergoo had garnes?' (why are you buying two?)

          hahhahaha. Oh dad, you're too cute.
          Your papa's so...

          Hehe, I kid, I kid. I actually "lol"-ed at that one, hahahah.

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          • #25
            Originally posted by ckBejug That reminds me of the first time I bought a Tupac CD, ages ago now, (and if any of you made a your daddy's so dumb crack I'll come over and kick your @$$) but my dad was with me and he looks at the thing and goes... 'inchoo yergoo had garnes?' (why are you buying two?)

            hahhahaha. Oh dad, you're too cute.
            hahahahahahahahaha!!!
            I can see that happening with me. Of course, I was always too wimpy to buy the 2pac CDs.

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            • #26
              Originally posted by loleeg yo mama is so ugly a gynecologist stuffed a speculum in her mouth!
              Yo mama is so ugly she's a tomato.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #27
                About little Johney

                The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of the female and said, "the female has two breasts and one vagina."

                She then pointed to the male picture and said, "The male has one penis."

                Little Johnny jumped up from his seat and said, "That's wrong teacher."

                "Why do you think I'm wrong, Little Johnny?" begged the teacher.

                My daddy has two of them," explained Little Johnny. "One that's about three inches long that he pees with, and another one that's about eight inches long that he brushes the babysitter's teeth with!"
                VerTigO

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                • #28
                  Yo mama is so stupid when she worked at Mcdonald's and someone ordered small fries she said, "Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone!"
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #29
                    yo mama's so fat, that she plays pool with the planets........bouu yaa!!

                    yo mama's so fat, that ppl call "TAXI!!" when she wears her yellow raincoat......ouuuuuuuuu

                    cassééé

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by Anonymouse Yo mama is so ugly she's a tomato.
                      yo mousey mama's so ugly people think she's a rat! lol i love myself! see my mama can't be ugly cause i'm so cute

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