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  • #11
    that one was ghey dikran

    i hope you die

    hehe

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    • #12
      Yo mamas so ugly her mama used to put rubber bands around her ears so people would think she was wearing a mask.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by PASAMONSTER yo mama is like a door knob every one gets a turn.

        yo mama is like a shot gun you pump sshe blows.

        yo mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60minutes.

        yo mama's teeth sso yellow she spits butter.

        yo mama wears army boots.
        Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #14
          All yo mamas are so genetically fuhcked up that they gave birth to all you yo-mama-joke tellers and I raped them with a flanged mace put a hundred heavy-duty staples in each of their faces and set them on fire and fed them to my dog.

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            • #16
              Originally posted by Arvestaked All yo mamas are so genetically fuhcked up that they gave birth to all you yo-mama-joke tellers and I raped them with a flanged mace put a hundred heavy-duty staples in each of their faces and set them on fire and fed them to my dog.
              That is not funny at all. Maybe somewhat creative, but not funny.

              Yo mamas so ugly her face could be used as a sundial.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #17
                Originally posted by Anonymouse That is not funny at all. Maybe somewhat creative, but not funny.
                I thought it was goddamn hilarious. The trick is to picture it happening and the pained expressions on all da mamas' faces. Imagine yo mama being violated with a flanged mace and stapled in the face. Funny, no?

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                • #18
                  The best one is:

                  Your female parental unit is quite ridiculous.

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                  • #19
                    Yo mama is so big her butt has a "you are here" sign.

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                    • #20
                      yo mama is so ugly a gynecologist stuffed a speculum in her mouth!

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