Annoying IM's That Really Annoy You To The Point of Annoyance

[Genuine_Stud]

Sounds like you've done it before, eh?

Uhhhh... well..... uh hum.

Anon..... ever heard of the ignore/block user feature?
Dude..... use it on her. I heard its the shiznet nowadays.

Unless.... you'd rather waste your time with a chick that'll lead to "dangerous" adventures in person ...... I don't think you would like getting hog-tied naked to or on a bed, while she brings out the whip. Sounds like this chick wants to get REAL "dirty" like that.

[SagGal]

sry, if i am entitled to any opinion here, plainly tasteless.

You just escaped the 666 ( ) post count with that post. Uhm...just thought I'd mention it. :-)

[hyebruin]

....don't forget to tell her that you're a street pharmacist. lol.

haha! a drug dealer eh?

[Anonymouse]

Well, it's Anonymouse here back with another installment of annoying IMs that annoy you to the point of annoyance. You folks have first dibs at viewing this.

armoshedevil (5:25:22 PM): heyy who r u
jonnytherobber (5:26:46 PM): who the hell are you
armoshedevil (5:26:53 PM): u tell me
jonnytherobber (5:27:44 PM): you IMed me
jonnytherobber (5:27:51 PM): you IMed me before too
jonnytherobber (5:27:59 PM): now stop pestering me
armoshedevil (5:28:16 PM): i kno but i forget who u r
jonnytherobber (5:28:54 PM): im the guy who shoves his fist up a giraffes ass and pulls him inside out
jonnytherobber (5:29:12 PM): who the hell are you
armoshedevil (5:29:13 PM): lol
armoshedevil (5:29:22 PM): thats hott
jonnytherobber (5:29:57 PM): answer my question
jonnytherobber (5:30:05 PM): you keep IMing me
armoshedevil (5:30:13 PM): u mean who aM i
jonnytherobber (5:30:19 PM): yea and why do you IM me
jonnytherobber (5:30:24 PM): you do know i think youre an idiot dont you?
armoshedevil (5:30:42 PM): no
jonnytherobber (5:30:50 PM): well now you do
armoshedevil (5:30:55 PM): nd my name
jonnytherobber (5:30:59 PM): where did you get my screen name from
armoshedevil (5:31:00 PM): is anoush
armoshedevil (5:31:05 PM): i dunno
jonnytherobber (5:31:11 PM): you dont know where you got my screen name
jonnytherobber (5:31:20 PM): so it just magically appeared?
armoshedevil (5:31:24 PM): no i forget
jonnytherobber (5:31:56 PM): youre boring me
armoshedevil (5:32:08 PM): no im not
armoshedevil (5:32:10 PM): lol
armoshedevil (5:32:16 PM): wut do u wanna talk bout
jonnytherobber (5:32:26 PM): lets talk about how you are an attention whorre
jonnytherobber (5:32:32 PM): do you like it when guys IM you?
jonnytherobber (5:32:36 PM): do you have a profile on the interweb?
armoshedevil (5:32:51 PM): i have a pro
armoshedevil (5:32:54 PM): il get it now
jonnytherobber (5:32:57 PM): do you pretend youre an 'innocent virgin' but have been anally violated?
jonnytherobber (5:33:06 PM): oh goodie get your pro
armoshedevil (5:33:12 PM): k
armoshedevil (5:33:13 PM): beb
jonnytherobber (5:33:20 PM): wtf is beb?
armoshedevil (5:33:23 PM): brb*
jonnytherobber (5:33:24 PM): you meant "brb"
jonnytherobber (5:33:27 PM): you cant even type can you
jonnytherobber (5:33:36 PM): im surprised they allow you to acces the interweb
jonnytherobber (5:33:46 PM): each typoe uses up precious cyberspace that can never be regained
armoshedevil (5:33:47 PM): ya i can
jonnytherobber (5:34:06 PM): then dont type like you have sausages for fingers
jonnytherobber (5:34:12 PM): type coherently i cant stand people who cant type
armoshedevil (5:34:25 PM): u cnt type
jonnytherobber (5:34:52 PM): i can type better than your putrid ass
jonnytherobber (5:35:04 PM): now get me your damn profile
jonnytherobber (5:35:16 PM): lets settle this once and for all
jonnytherobber (5:35:19 PM): and see who the hell you are
jonnytherobber (5:35:23 PM): you have a generic buddy icon
jonnytherobber (5:35:26 PM): hearts
jonnytherobber (5:35:30 PM): nick loche
jonnytherobber (5:35:38 PM): and "All i want is to be with you" flashing
armoshedevil (5:35:45 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (5:35:55 PM): who are you?
armoshedevil (5:36:03 PM): my names anoush
armoshedevil (5:36:06 PM): how old r u
jonnytherobber (5:36:10 PM): im 43
jonnytherobber (5:36:13 PM): ever been with an older man?
jonnytherobber (5:36:17 PM): i have a real hairy chest
jonnytherobber (5:36:22 PM): and my penis is the size of a parking cone
armoshedevil (5:36:29 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
jonnytherobber (5:36:36 PM): hahaha
jonnytherobber (5:37:00 PM): so you have a profile lets see
jonnytherobber (5:37:07 PM): maybe you can tell me where you got my name on your buddy list
armoshedevil (5:37:13 PM): no
armoshedevil signed off at 5:37:15 PM.

[garegin]

my first cyber was with a farret. donno why

[Anonymouse]

my first cyber was with a farret. donno why

Did you shower the ferret?

[Emil]

Damn, I should IM this girl one day.

[Anonymouse]

Haha, yes, and please ask her why she pesters me so.

[Siggie]

Poor Anony... must be tough being object of attention for sooo many women.

[Anonymouse]

That is untrue .