Post the Funniest Jokes You Know

[Red Brigade]

a white guy walks into a bar and sees a black bartender...
white guy: "hey nigger let me get two shots of vodka"
the black guy gets mad
white guy: "hey monkey I want some beer"
black guy is fuming
white guy: "hey spook i want some gin"
the black guy cant take it anymore
black guy: "you know youre a real asslicker im working here and you come in breaking my balls, what if we switched places and you were the bartender and i was the customer"
white guy: "sure"
black guy walks from behind the bar and the white guy gets in his place
black guy: "hey you kraker, honkey piece of crap can i get some malt liqour?"
white guy: "sorry we dont serve niggers here"

You are very funny..almost a clown.

[crooklyn]

You are very funny..almost a clown.

is that supposed to be an attempt at sarcasm or am i misconstruing your sincerity?

[Red Brigade]

is that supposed to be an attempt at sarcasm or am i misconstruing your sincerity?

No, it was just a compliment.

[crooklyn]

No, it was just a compliment.

Oh ok...sorry

[spiral]

HAHAHA, judging from the stupidity of the joke you posted, I'd say yes...it was sarcasm.

[Red Brigade]

Oh ok...sorry

Apology accepted.

[crooklyn]

HAHAHA, judging from the stupidity of the joke you posted, I'd say yes...it was sarcasm.

well judging from nobody asking for your opinion, i'd say you should go back to wherever your thoughts are valued....but thanks for your insightful wisdom

[spiral]

Your welcome.

Nobody asked for your horrific joke either.

[crooklyn]

Your welcome.

Nobody asked for your horrific joke either.

well someone appreciated it enough to compliment me on it and im sorry i was unaware of the unsurmountable amount of intelligence that all the other jokes depicted in comparison to mine....from now on my goal in life will be to appease you sense of humor...thanks for giving me meaning. youre a saint

[spiral]

Your welcome child.

Now go work on your goal. And I will go work on my essay.