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Originally posted by www.f*ckthesouth.com
xxxx the South. xxxx 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the xxxxing Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we xxxxing founded this country, xxxxxxxs. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullxxxx about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the xxxxing sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were xxxxing blue-staters, xxxxhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the xxxxing monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the xxxx out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and xxxxing Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those xxxxing stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for xxxxing blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their xxxxing Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this xxxx, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" xxxxheads. xxxx off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being xxxxing arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the xxxxing cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so xxxxing arrogant if I wasn't paying for your xxxxing bridges, xxxxx.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your xxxxing Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a xxxxing swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a xxxxhole," we said, but you had to have your xxxxing orange juice.
The next xxxxwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal xxxxing dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherxxxxer, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, xxxxxxx, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, xxxxxxxs, it’s xxxxing our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own xxxxing stop signs, xxxxxxxs.
Let’s talk about those values for a xxxxing minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you xxxxing Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping xxxxwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s xxxxing Massachusetts, the xxxxing center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the xxxxing nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are xxxxing blue states, xxxxxxx, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to xxxxing guess? 10 of the top 10 are xxxxing red-ass we're-so-xxxxing-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its xxxxing part.
But two guys making out is going to xxxxing ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we xxxxing get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're xxxxing towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us xxxxing Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous xxxxxxxs? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the xxxxing Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, xxxxxxxs.
Well this gravy train is xxxxing over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullxxxx and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your xxxxing convention in New York next time. xxxx off.
And now what do we get? We're the xxxxing Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we xxxxing founded this country, xxxxxxxs. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullxxxx about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the xxxxing sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were xxxxing blue-staters, xxxxhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the xxxxing monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the xxxx out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and xxxxing Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those xxxxing stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for xxxxing blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their xxxxing Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this xxxx, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" xxxxheads. xxxx off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being xxxxing arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the xxxxing cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so xxxxing arrogant if I wasn't paying for your xxxxing bridges, xxxxx.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your xxxxing Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a xxxxing swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a xxxxhole," we said, but you had to have your xxxxing orange juice.
The next xxxxwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal xxxxing dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherxxxxer, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, xxxxxxx, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, xxxxxxxs, it’s xxxxing our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own xxxxing stop signs, xxxxxxxs.
Let’s talk about those values for a xxxxing minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you xxxxing Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping xxxxwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s xxxxing Massachusetts, the xxxxing center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the xxxxing nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are xxxxing blue states, xxxxxxx, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to xxxxing guess? 10 of the top 10 are xxxxing red-ass we're-so-xxxxing-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its xxxxing part.
But two guys making out is going to xxxxing ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we xxxxing get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're xxxxing towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us xxxxing Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous xxxxxxxs? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the xxxxing Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, xxxxxxxs.
Well this gravy train is xxxxing over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullxxxx and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your xxxxing convention in New York next time. xxxx off.
I guess Im an evil liberal... 
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