Armenian Girlfriends!

[Vigilante]

Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

True, good point.

I haven't approached an armenian girl yet wanting to be more then just friends, but I think I should just be friends with them first, right? Cause I don't even have a lot of armenian female friends to begin with, so I think that thats the best thing to do now.

=]

[Lucin]

Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

First of all be nice.

Second of all there's nothing wrong with being friendly. Don't think of "friendship" as some sort of bad thing.

The more friends you have that are cute girls, the easier it'll be for you to meet a lot more girls and hang out with them. So it is definitely NOT a bad thing to know girls even just as "friends" (whatever that means).

The rest is pretty easy ... and it usually starts of as you asking the girl out for something ... doesn't even matter what. Coffee, dinner, movie, beach, whatever.

The answer you get back will tell you exactly what you can expect. If she says "yes" then great. If she says "no", you have some work to figure out what that really means. If the answer is a clear no (most often it won't be very direct), then that's it. But if the answer is vague, then give it some time and try again. If every time you try (a couple times or so) she has an excuse, with no hint that "try again", then that's it. Just move on.

But if there is a hint to try again, then do it! Hints can be in the form of "oh maybe some other time" or "I'll take a raincheck" or something similar. But if she is washing her hair, or her granmother died, or she has relatives visiting (with no hints that maybe you should ask again), that's your clue that she is not interested.

Very well-said. It's true to a great extent. Had I not known you, I would have thought some girl has said this.

[Sako]

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I think Vig hit a record for "WRITER OF MOST FEMALE RELATED TOPICS". Not that its wrong or anything. I just hope he takes the step instead of asking about all of them and not taking one. My advice, according to Sip's opinion, which was very true, is this. Don't give up on dreams but be realistic. Something I would really like you to try because you pretty much tried EVERYTHING in the book, is find someone special that you would truly caress and love, even as a girlfriend or someone very close and not necessarily to make her your wife, and go to the end. Don't give up on her. Then come on the forums and let's talk about different occasions or events that are going to come up between you two. I think we could really spice things up especially because you would really care for that girl and could make her happy naturally, not artificially. It has to come from your heart. It hasn't been coming from there lately and that's why you don't get any girls, I say this without any doubts.

Once you become serious, girls will take you seriously, I'm dead serious.

[Vigilante]

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^I think you might be right, about everything.

From most topics to being serious.

My friend said that I have an adult body, but the mind of a child, which i donno if its true.

It probably is.

xxxx man. Am i retarded or something? Like, do you guys think i might have a disorder and need help or something? I do think i might have ADHD and OCD, but a really minor OCD, and yeah. I donno....

:/

[One-Way]

Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

Am i retarded or something?

Yes.

[Sako]

Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

Come on guys, don't be Johnny Raincloud on him. Vig, stop hating yourself, stop doubting yourself, etc. Most disorders come from the mind and for no reason, too. Stop thinking you can't do something or your something because soon, it may be true. Just relax, if you have it worse then a million guys, you have it better then millions of others. You just kinda go through a lot at the moment, and its your fault. Make it right, start thinking about other things then sex and try to get near a girl for once without thinking of sex. You are NOT retarded and no one can make you feel retarded besides yourself.

[Mizzike]

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Girls are girls. I think we spend too much time thinking of them as unattainable god-like objects. They're just girls.

This.

[Anush]

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You know guys, we are really not so difficult as all this. Just be yourself, easy.

[Lucin]

Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

Yes, just be yourself. Have self-confidence, be comfortable in your skin. Your character's psyche, traits are exposed in your gestures, reactions, words flying out of your mouth, etc. Nothing would attract me more to a man than his character and intelligence. The rest is just secondary...

[Anush]

Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

Ok Vigilante. After talking your situation over with a male friend of mine, we have come up with these suggestions and helpful hints to help you in your search for the Armenian Girlfriend of your dreams!!

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words xxxx you and grab the other girls butt. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bxxxxing about the cold right now you're going to be bxxxxing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

P.S. These opinions and comments do not necessarily represent those of Anush A's. as well as no animals or females were harmed in the process of creating this post.