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Armenian Girlfriends!

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  • #51
    Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

    Originally posted by AnushA26 View Post
    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

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    • #52
      Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

      Vig, if you follow Anush's advice by the book, you'll be all set.

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      • #53
        Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

        Originally posted by yerazhishda View Post
        Vig, if you follow Anush's advice by the book, you'll be all set.
        No you won't.....I can't tell if Anush's post is a joke or not but that xxxx doesn't work unless the girl has a non existant self-esteem or a fetish for being grossly dominated.


        Dude, just be yourself. Even if pretending to be something else is going to get you a girl, its not gonna be the girl you want to stay with and your gonna stress your self into oblivion trying to play the role.

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        • #54
          Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

          Originally posted by truAnatolian View Post
          No you won't.....I can't tell if Anush's post is a joke or not but that xxxx doesn't work unless the girl has a non existant self-esteem or a fetish for being grossly dominated.
          I think she meant it as a joke. Especially when she says things like "hit your girlfriend, girls like it rough" haha.

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          • #55
            Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

            Originally posted by yerazhishda View Post
            I think she meant it as a joke. Especially when she says things like "hit your girlfriend, girls like it rough" haha.
            "Thanks god" LOL that you realized that Yerazhishda

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            • #56
              Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

              Originally posted by truAnatolian View Post
              No you won't.....I can't tell if Anush's post is a joke or not but that xxxx doesn't work unless the girl has a non existant self-esteem or a fetish for being grossly dominated.


              Dude, just be yourself. Even if pretending to be something else is going to get you a girl, its not gonna be the girl you want to stay with and your gonna stress your self into oblivion trying to play the role.
              Maybe Vig is tuned up to be with a really really submissive girl... Like a fetish girl LOL.. Maybe he is an under cover Dom.

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              • #57
                Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

                Originally posted by AnushA26 View Post
                Ok Vigilante. After talking your situation over with a male friend of mine, we have come up with these suggestions and helpful hints to help you in your search for the Armenian Girlfriend of your dreams!!

                1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

                2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

                3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

                4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

                5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

                6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them.

                7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words xxxx you and grab the other girls butt. Girls love competition.

                8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

                9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

                10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

                11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bxxxxing about the cold right now you're going to be bxxxxing about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

                12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

                13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

                14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

                15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

                16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

                17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

                18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
                19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

                20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

                22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

                23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

                24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

                25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.

                P.S. These opinions and comments do not necessarily represent those of Anush A's. as well as no animals or females were harmed in the process of creating this post.
                lol i died on these

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                • #58
                  Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

                  AnushA, I tried some of your suggestions and my girlfriend didn't like them. Can you tell me what I possibly did wrong?

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                  • #59
                    Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

                    Originally posted by One-Way View Post
                    AnushA, I tried some of your suggestions and my girlfriend didn't like them. Can you tell me what I possibly did wrong?
                    What u possibly did wrong was that this was a joke lol

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                    • #60
                      Re: Armenian Girlfriends!

                      Originally posted by Sero View Post
                      What u possibly did wrong was that this was a joke lol
                      Really?!

                      What can I do to fix this situation?

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