Originally posted by jahannam gotta loooove makin fun of those chics that think their dates really care lol
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Some suggestions to write on the card you don't give your non-existant love on Valentine's Day. Hallmark, eat your heart out, make your own card this V-Day...
* love means never having to say "i love you."
* i am so glad i had sex with you immediately.
* i could kiss you, but there's a lot of things i'd rather kiss.
* happy xxxxing thing.
Here's some poetry........
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
I only slept with you because I was pissed.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
Please don't take that paper bag off your face.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?!
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe, "Go to hell!"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Originally posted by Hogg Okay, that solves the mystery of when the games are. Now I need to decide if I should go or not.
jilbagh, how the hell did you get tickets?
are the san diego games still alive? i went 2 years ago and it was dead, choojokh's all around and the dance was bootie
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Originally posted by Hogg How long were you on the waiting list and what section are they in? Did you have to win a lottery to get the AS tickets? If I had AS tickets, I'd just sell 'em. I don't enjoy AS games for some reason.
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