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  • hmmm, what truely will impress a woman is not only hand-eye coordination but spirit-heart-body synchronization (notice the ORDER!!!)---

    THAT is the ONE AND ONLY way to impress a woman all else is secondary

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    • C'mon people. Be nice.
      Originally posted by hyebruin
      hmmm, what truely will impress a woman is not only hand-eye coordination but spirit-heart-body synchronization (notice the ORDER!!!)---
      I don't know about "impress", but it can be such a wow.
      I see...

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      • I found this funny....


        A perfect man is:



        One who does all the heavy scrubbing
        when you don't want to.


        The rest follows HERE

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        • Is there a woman here, other than ck, who isn't so terribly cynical?

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          • man are simple to please so that women won't hurt themselves in trying to please them, or thinking of ways to please them.

            Woman are hard to please because men have so many capable ways to please them that they needed more of a challenge for competition sake.

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            • To impress a woman, it is necessary that one lie.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • Originally posted by Anonymouse
                To impress a woman, it is necessary that one lie.
                ...on one's back and do everything one can to please her.
                The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                • Well, I didn't quite get to that, but contrary to the other thread about honesty, women like lies even more.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • Originally posted by Anonymouse
                    Well, I didn't quite get to that, but contrary to the other thread about honesty, women like lies even more.
                    What awful women do you hang out with who need you to lie to them to be impressed by you, and what little do you have to offer that you need to lie to be impressive?
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                    • Originally posted by ckBejug
                      What awful women do you hang out with who need you to lie to them to be impressed by you, and what little do you have to offer that you need to lie to be impressive?
                      It's not me, I am speaking in general, from what I see around me.
                      Achkerov kute.

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