Golden Rules Of Dating

[gevo]

i dont even have to say it... you just did it again... you made a confused person no so confused... you kept up with all the mumbo jumbo talk and you werent even directly involved in it... gst was involved and he couldnt figure out that i was answering his questions...

actually i am not really sure as to what exactly was confusing... but if he asks me i will try my best to answer...

I understood what you said.. perhaps they were looking for a specific point tht you were trying to make..but i think there were many points you made.. (btw, i also have a difficult style of writing.. i have been told many times.. haha) anywho.. i still will repeat myself.. DONT DATE! HAHAHA..

[Emil]

This poor poor thread, it was going so good. I must go wipe my tears now.

[Anonymouse]

Now that I look at it, Miss Nunechka and Mr. Mouse are quite similar in some aspects.

Now THAT is the best insult anyone has ever used on me.

In lieu of the current situation, here is the Golden Rule for Men: Never, ever, under any circumstance, date a feminist.

[violette829]

Girls: Never date a guy who you think is too weak to handle you.

[GSTracer05]

Girls: Never date a guy who you think is too weak to handle you.

Heeey...that was similar in a way to one of my rules for guys, but I was afraid the pleasantly plump women might bash me for it.

Guys: Never date a girl you can't lift in your arms.

[violette829]

Heeey...that was similar in a way to one of my rules for guys, but I was afraid the pleasantly plump women might bash me for it.

Guys: Never date a girl you can't lift in your arms.

LMAO Yes. I agree. It's really sad to see a 120lb. 5'8 man with a 290lb 5'9 woman. But, then again....maybe he likes getting stuck in her crack..HAHAHA

[gevo]

...Guys: Never date a girl you can't lift in your arms.

*insert BIG check mark*

[Anonymouse]

So the Golden Rule, that is ever changing, is, never date someone who has the last word.

[!EEK]

Mouse, your reply isn't in your favor...

[violette829]

Back to rules of dating.


Girls: Do not keep re-applying your makeup. First of all, it's annoying when you have to excuse yourself every 5 min. to go to the bathroom. 2nd, by the end of the night, your foundation will look too cakey, and you have more to wash off before you hit the sack. Not nice. Just be natural. Relax..