Are You Currently In A Relationship?

[TJ]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

enough testicular fortitude

this is what im talking about

[One-Way]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

Nice to see you draw the line SOMEWHERE.

Hahahaha.

Atheist doesnt really matter, but that girl sounds f'ed up, stay away unless you want more problems bro. The second you get too close and she gets too comfy, your are royally f'ed, if this girl gets attached to you there is no way you can shake her off without f'ing her up even worse, and god forbid she actually commits suicide. People that cut their wrists and all that other garbage turn me off immensely, i cant even explain it, i wouldnt even think twice about this girl, either shes totally screwed in the head or shes really really desperate for attention, either way...

as for the second girl, i dont know about you, but id never go back to this girl or even talk to her without an apology, ask her directly wtf was up with last time and if she makes up some bull excuse or tries to say she forgot or whatnot, tell her straight that you dont have the time for her games and if she really is interested in spending time and getting to know you she should learn to remember people,.... yada yada, i dont know where im going, but id slap the b1tch up if she even tried to insult me like that again. you get my point. your not gonna get anywhere by pretending you werent insulted or wronged when you actually have been.

Yeah, man. The atheist thing doesn't really bother me too much. She just has her own beliefs, and she accepts other peoples beliefs. So it's cool.

But as far as the suicidal shit goes, I don't know. I mean, imagine breaking up with her. What would she do? She's always talking about her having problems, and so do I, but next thing I know, she text's me saying "Can you call? Can't text. Fingers are bleeding." And when I call her, she's crying and laying down on her bathroom floor. Lol. What would you do? I don't know, I gotta take it slowly.

[TJ]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

wait, your already going out with her? thats a problem man... you should have been careful, ive encountered quite a few girls like this and ive made sure to stay away. break it off as quickly as you can but try doing it subtly so this girl wont cut her throat this time, i dont know how attached she feels to you or what level the relationship is at, but for your sake id hope its not too far along. STAY AWAY!!! thats my only advice, you gotta figure out yourself the best way to do it.

[One-Way]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

No, no. I'm not going out with her. I was just giving an example that if we were going out, it'd be scary to break it off.

[Anahita]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

One-way—My position on this girl you spoke of earlier is that she is very troubled. From what I know of you, I’m guessing that you are not in a position to be getting into a situation like that.

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Here is an example that I just saw of this dating ‘rules’ bs…

http://www.topdatingtips.com/dating-rules-for-women.htm

"Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him."
Yeah, great advice from the 'experts.' Men shouldn't ever feel obligated to give flowers. Women shouldn't expect them (and CERTAINLY shouldn't dump a guy who doesn't get flowers).

Other stupid advice includes:
Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.

Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.

If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.

Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt

YET...

A man who doesn't reply to your email within 3 days should be ignored



?? WHY?

Because if people use common-sense and common-courtesy, dating wouldn't be quite as messy as the experts make it. THEN, what would they do?


It occurs to me that the ‘experts’ that create these rules have a vested interest in making dating complicated and confusing. Their ‘relationship/dating expert’ career depends on confusing singles with their rules so that if they have a bad date, they can return for more expert-advice on rules. This sounds a little like a mild version of a heroine dealer who works in a detox center.

Conflict of interest? A little, I’d think.

[One-Way]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

Girls are stupid.

[Anahita]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

Girls are stupid.

Yeah. Me s3w two stoopd. I w3rd4r y th3ir iz no 3nglish w3rd that rhymes with 'wisdom.' ODD... hmm?

[One-Way]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

You can near-rhyme it. That's all that counts.

[Anahita]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

You can near-rhyme it. That's all that counts.

Great. So did I get a gold star?

Oh, hun. I can rhyme and give rhyme to the best of 'em'... I like the 'play stoopid gerl' since that's the theme here that you started...

NOW. About my gold star on my report card? Then, about your's....

[One-Way]

Re: Are You Currently In A Relationship?

You get two gold stars, a happy face stamp, and a high-five!