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  • #81
    Originally posted by patlajan
    Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
    Originally posted by patlajan
    Originally posted by sSsflamesSs
    And who's fault is that? Maybe they should've used their brain instead of their penis.

    This goes back to the joke I posted a while back, which has a LOT of truth to it.

    God gave man a brain, a penis, and only so much blood. He could operate only one at a time.
    God gave woman a brain and emotion. She can't control either one.
    Aww, poor little patty. I didn't mean to spill salt on your old wounds.

    If you really want to make me feel better bend over and shut up....


    OK OK I'm sorry I just had to get that out, I'm better now...
    Who said anything about wanting to make you feel better :?:

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    • #82
      Who said I was gonna ask you if you want to :?:

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      • #83
        Originally posted by patlajan

        God gave woman a brain and emotion. She can't control either one.
        oh and physically speaking... God gave us something else too
        and you sure know what I'm talkin about...
        and at least we actually USE our brains and emotions to control THAT!
        and it feels good too lol

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        • #84
          Is this a story about you didleing yourself silly in the afternoons and calling it self control?

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          • #85
            I swear, You guys are Great!!

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            • #86
              soooooooooo funnnnnnyyyyy

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              • #87
                Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #88
                  Originally posted by patlajan
                  Is this a story about you didleing yourself silly in the afternoons and calling it self control?
                  the fact that I mentioned using our brains and emotions to use it should make it obvious, that I wasn't talking about "self pleasuring"...
                  you conccclusion ccccomer faster...lol

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                  • #89
                    Originally posted by Anonymouse
                    Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
                    I'd hate to do this, but you're SO off my friend...
                    8)

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                    • #90
                      Give her a break...she's horny.

                      But patty, you don't know what you're talking about (regarding women).

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