The 5 secrets to a Successful Relationship

[Anonymouse]

For the guys at least...

1. It is important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks and cleans and who has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. It is important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. It is important that these four women never meet.

[omniscient]

whaaat? relationships? they exist?

[jahannam]

whaaat? relationships? they exist?

you out of all people didn't have to ask...
it's written on your forehead...

[jahannam]

and you guys are all getting married eventually huh...
what can I say... sux to be your wife...
all three of you...

[gorsenvadz]

dont worry j they will all prob end up getting divorces

[gorsenvadz]

me? why?

[sSsflamesSs]

Not you, I'm talking about Jahscrotum.

Paty pat pat, don't stoop to Speaky's level.

[sSsflamesSs]

Not you, I'm talking about Jahscrotum.

Paty pat pat, don't stoop to Speaky's level.

I meant "stoop down"********

[jahannam]

no seriously you guys... (not girls)
don't you wanna find that person you can grow old with?
to have her as the mother of your kids?
to share your retirement with?

[sSsflamesSs]

Ask them that when they're done screwing around, literally.

I'd say, when they're 30, yea, that would be a good age of maturity.