SMILE THAT MAKEY YOUR DAY :naughty:

[Gevz]

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Saakashvili.... promoted?

Ukraine gives former Georgian president citizenship, governor's job

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/30/europe/ukraine-mikheil-saakashvili-governor/

LOL Surprised no Georgian has killed this known traitor yet. But thinking about Georgians this race is like turks minus the rape and killings but brain dead morons.

[Chubs]

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http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/...hoto/468782404


alas ridicule does not kill.......

Someone...please photoshop a penis in front of his hand..

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http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/azerbaijans-president-ilham-aliyev-and-his-wife-mehriban-news-photo/468782404

alas ridicule does not kill.......

[Vrej1915]

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Azeri-Press news agency (APA)
April 3, 2015 Friday

Ogtay Asadov: If we grant refugee status to Armenians in
Nagorno-Karabakh, all people in Armenia leave for Azerbaijan


The Parliament has raised the issue of granting refugee status to
Armenians in Nagorno Karabakh.

MP Zahid Oruj said that Armenian servicemen Andranik Grigoryans
crossing into Azerbaijan waving a white flag and his statements make
this step necessary.

"Toward the Armenians in Nagorno-Karabakh, we should pursue a policy
different from the one of Armenia. It will be very effective. The
Armenians in Nagorno-Karabakh should be freed from the adventurist
policy of Armenia," the MP noted.

MP Iqbal Aghazade said that the Karabakh Armenians should be given
Azerbaijani passports, because they were born in Azerbaijani lands.

"Relevant authorities should pass a decision on Azerbaijans pardoning
the Armenians. The best step is granting refugee status to the
Armenians in Nagorno-Karabakh by Azerbaijan", he said.

Asadov praised Agazadas proposal, but he mentioned that if they are
granted refugee status, all people in Armenia leave for Azerbaijan.

[Vrej1915]

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Министерство обороны и остальная фауна Азербайджана (Видео)

Министерство обороны Азербайджана, пообещавшее вчера “предоставить материалы, подтверждающие гибель и ранения свыше двадцати армянских солдат”, сегодня сдержало свое слово. А как вы думали? Азербайджанский генералитет работает по-военному четко. А телестудия “Дяргяхфильм”, носящая официальное название “Сенедли ве тедрис фильмляри киностудияси” никогда не заставляет себя ждать. Таким образом, азербайджанская чернь сегодня вынуждена была питаться горячей похлебкой от руководителя пресс-службы министерства обороны Азербайджана В. Дяргяхлы. Режиссер, продюсер и, словом, самое главное существо в фильме, министр обороны Азербайджана, ментовской генерал-полковник Закир Гасанов.

Фильм, названный просто и скромно “Так азербайджанская армия уничтожает армянских солдат” действительно захватывает зрителя и приковывает его к монитору. Оторваться от фильма рядовой телезритель не может, так как на протяжении всего кино он старается увидеть или, на крайняк, представить хотя бы одного армянского бойца. Пусть даже не убитого, а всего лишь раненого, но армянского бойца. Увы, после просмотра фильма даже самая чушкарская публика Азербайджана впадает в депрессивный ступор: опять обманули. И даже нижние конечности, показанные как ноги раненого армянского солдата, находились в штанинах брюк формы азербайджанского аскера позапрошлогоднего, до закиргасановского, покроя, пошива и окраса.

Впрочем, поскольку фильм, вместе с воодушевленным предисловием от ans ТВ, длится всего 2 минуты 4 секунды, негоже писать о нем больше. Лучше предоставим зрителям удовольствие самим посмотреть его. Должны же мы изучать фауну названного Азербайджаном вражеского государства?

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Сообщение для тех, кто поленился выучить вражеский язык: игирми означает двадцать.

[Vrej1915]

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AZADLIG: AZERBAIJANI AUTHORITIES FIND NEW PERPETRATORS OF ITS FAILURES: APART FROM 'ARMENIAN LOBBY' ALSO APPEAR 'ISLAMOPHOBES'

16:19 17/03/2015 >> SOCIETY

It has been a while since the authorities in Azerbaijan have been
trying to present the critical articles, published in Western
prestigious outlets about the corruption of the ruling regime, as
'the order of the Armenian lobby.' The situation has reached to a
point where the authorities in Azerbaijan claim that the US president
Barack Obama is 'controlled by the Armenian lobby', and the opposition
of the country is 'funded by the Armenians and get grants from them,'
Azerbaijani newspaper Azadlig writes.

However, as a result we get quite a controversial picture: from
the upper echelons of power to the MPs, the officials in Azerbaijan
unanimously convince that 'Armenia is starving,' and the governmental
TV channels claim, "Armenia is on the edge of utter poverty." Hence,
according to the logic of the Azerbaijani authorities, 'Armenia,
moribund in hunger and poverty,' rules over the whole world and
funds a number of well-known international organizations. Moreover,
adhering to such position, Azerbaijani authorities unwittingly confess
that they lose Armenia in foreign politics, the newspaper writes.

Now, as Azadlig has it, ahead of the European Games, the Azerbaijani
authorities have made up a new way to justify the crackdowns on their
own citizens, apparently realizing at last that the 'Armenian version'
already comes to be overtly ridiculous to the population. Apart
from the accusations addressed to Armenia and Armenian lobby, the
authorities have set on spreading the thesis of 'Islamophobia'. So,
according to the new version, the criticism in the foreign press is
'the result of the Islamophobia of the West and the activities of
the anti-Islamic circles.'

According to the new tactics of the authorities, the prestigious
outlets of Germany, the UK, France, the US, as well as international
organizations speak out against Azerbaijan only out of anti-Islamic
motives, the article reads. Nonetheless, even this rhetoric contains
obvious controversy: the girls are not allowed to go to school
in hijabs because of the ban of the Azerbaijani authorities, and
well-known theologians in Azerbaijan are behind bars on trumped-up
charges together with the political prisoners.

Summing up, Azadlig concludes that the present authorities in
Azerbaijan are ready to call the whole world their enemy just to go
on with their politics of robbing the population and violating the
human rights in the country.

Related:

Yeni Musavat: Armenophobia becomes nation-wide activity in Azerbaijan

Alexander Fomenkov: Ilham Aliyev carries out deliberate Armenofobic
propaganda both in Azerbaijan and in Diaspora

http://www.panorama.am/en/society/2015/03/17/azerbaijan-armenian-lobby/

[Haykakan]

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lol lav eli why is Saakashvili still talking? US-armed Georgia couldn't even capture its own territory which Russia barely cared about. Should he really be giving anyone military advice?

That is the exact same advice he followed. Yes Ukrainians should accept weapons and training from USA so that Russia will take more and more of their lands...That whole country only exists thanks to Russia anyways but hey who cares about facts and history anymore...

[Mher]

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Georgia's Saakashvili: A US-Armed Ukraine Could 'Capture All of Russia'
07.02.2015

Former Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili told Ukrainian television on Saturday that a properly armed and prepared Ukrainian army has the "spirit" to capture all of Russia.
In an interview for Ukraine's Channel 24, Saakashvili noted that "our officers, who were trained by the Americans, are now training your military. They say that the spirit of Ukrainian soldiers is the best in the world, and that if they were given the necessary knowledge, skills and weapons, they would be able to capture the whole of Russia."

Saakashvili told the television channel that he believes that "the main problem for Ukraine is its outdated anti-tank weaponry. But newer [weapons systems] exist in the US, and, if they were willing to provide them, Ukraine would smash the first 50 Russian tanks, everything will go completely differently from there."

The former Georgian president noted that the US "saw the feat of the Ukrainian people," and "saw that Ukraine is ready to defend the democratic values, so integral for the United States." He noted that the US is "ready to provide Ukraine with [anti-tank weaponry], ready to give drones and artillery."

Read more: http://sputniknews.com/politics/2015...#ixzz3R8Knsswx

lol lav eli why is Saakashvili still talking? US-armed Georgia couldn't even capture its own territory which Russia barely cared about. Should he really be giving anyone military advice?

[Vrej1915]

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Georgia's Saakashvili: A US-Armed Ukraine Could 'Capture All of Russia'
07.02.2015

Former Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili told Ukrainian television on Saturday that a properly armed and prepared Ukrainian army has the "spirit" to capture all of Russia.
In an interview for Ukraine's Channel 24, Saakashvili noted that "our officers, who were trained by the Americans, are now training your military. They say that the spirit of Ukrainian soldiers is the best in the world, and that if they were given the necessary knowledge, skills and weapons, they would be able to capture the whole of Russia."

Saakashvili told the television channel that he believes that "the main problem for Ukraine is its outdated anti-tank weaponry. But newer [weapons systems] exist in the US, and, if they were willing to provide them, Ukraine would smash the first 50 Russian tanks, everything will go completely differently from there."

The former Georgian president noted that the US "saw the feat of the Ukrainian people," and "saw that Ukraine is ready to defend the democratic values, so integral for the United States." He noted that the US is "ready to provide Ukraine with [anti-tank weaponry], ready to give drones and artillery."

Read more: http://sputniknews.com/politics/2015...#ixzz3R8Knsswx

[Vrej1915]

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Azerbaijan: Are Rumors Replacing News in Azerbaijan?
January 30, 2015 ,
by Nargiz Rashid Azerbaijan

Independent media in Azerbaijan face a crackdown. (Photo: Dean C.K. Cox)
A salesman sets up his street stand of general-interest and entertainment magazines in Baku. Independent media, including newspapers, magazines, television and radio, that have been critical of the Azerbaijani government are facing a crackdown. (Photo: Dean C.K. Cox)

The media climate is growing so grim in Azerbaijan that some observers are reminded of an old Soviet-era adage that just about the only safe topic for public discussion is the weather.

A government crackdown over the past year, carried out in the wake of the Euromaidan revolution that toppled the government in Ukraine, has muzzled independent voices and public critics of President Ilham Aliyev’s administration in Azerbaijan.

The crackdown is continuing unabated. Earlier in January, the alternative news site Mediaforum.az announced its closure. It blamed complicated new requirements for receiving grants; rules, it alleged, had prevented the site from receiving financing. The online entity Channel 13, which once posted some 15 video stories a day, also has shut down.

“Our bank accounts were frozen and we could not receive money from our donors,” Channel 13’s former general manager, Anar Orujov, told EurasiaNet.org. “We had to stop working.” Orujov now studies abroad.

Other outlets have been forced to close offices in Baku and shift operations outside Azerbaijan.

One of the main sources of in-depth news about Azerbaijan, the US-government-funded Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty (RFERL), now covers the country only out of its headquarters in Prague. In late December 2014, representatives of the general prosecutor’s office raided and shut RFERL’s Baku bureau. Some 40 reporters were forcibly detained and interrogated without the presence of a lawyer.

Prior to the closure of RFERL’s bureau, Berlin-based Meydan TV, an outlet known for outspoken criticism of the Aliyev administration, opted to close its own Baku office in an effort to shield its reporters from official harassment.

The action against RFERL followed the December 5 arrest of RFERL investigative reporter Khadija Ismayilova on charges of inciting an attempted suicide. [Editor’s note: Ismayilova also has worked for EurasiaNet.org]. Ismayilova and international media watchdogs maintain the arrest was politically motivated. On January 27, a court extended Ismayilova’s pre-trial detention by two months, until April 5.

Officials and government supporters dispute the notion that the Aliyev administration strives to cut off the free flow of information. Zahid Oruj, an unaffiliated MP who tends to support ruling Yeni Azerbaijan Party positions, insisted that foreign-funded media organizations such as RFERL do not enjoy a sufficient level of popularity among Azeri listeners to be a concern to the government. Oruj also claimed that the new restrictions on foreign financing for non-governmental organizations are intended promote transparency.

Meanwhile, at a recent news conference in Berlin, President Aliyev declared that freedom of speech in Azerbaijan is “guaranteed 100 percent.”

To buttress their claims, Aliyev and others point out that roughly three-quarters of Azerbaijan’s roughly 9.42 million citizens have Internet access. Outside reports on Azerbaijani media, however, contend that while greater freedom exists in social media, residents outside of urban centers still have relatively limited access to the Internet. And prosecution for criticism of the government, even on social media networks, is an ever-present risk.

Despite the inhospitable operating environment, Mehman Aliyev, director of the Turan news agency, a regular government critic, holds out hope that free speech will prevail. Azerbaijani citizens widely use social media to share the views of those who think independently from the government, he noted. A video of expatriate Azerbaijani blogger Habib Muntazir shouting in Berlin at President Aliyev, calling on the president to free political prisoners is one case in point.
“There will be new alternatives to emerge,” predicted Turan’s Aliyev. Closing the country’s “information space” will “not be possible.”

While the Internet may indeed be untamable, that’s not stopping the government from trying to harness it, according to independent political analyst Zardusht Alizade. “There are lots of new websites that have emerged and are mostly funded by the government itself to fill in the information gap and manipulate public opinion,” Alizade said. The government’s goal with these websites, he claimed, is to “to manipulate information as was done during the Soviet era.”

Under the circumstances, Internet-borne rumors can sometimes gain the currency of news. This trend is particularly noticeable concerning developments on the frontline separating Azerbaijani and Armenian forces, said Aynur Elgunesh, a journalist who is now at Meydan TV after working for 17 years in Azerbaijani print media. Although a ceasefire technically governs the Nagorno Karabakh conflict, Armenian and Azerbaijani troops routinely engage in firefights along the frontline.

“Rumors from the frontline have become, I’d say, more credible for readers than [reports from] news media.” said Elgunesh.

Editor's note: Nargiz Rashid is a pseudonym for a freelance journalist who specializes in covering Azerbaijan.