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Originally posted by Harut82I'f nobody else volunteers it will be just you two
At leats this is the correct thread
I'm guessing with your 23% gay factor you would like to join them.
Tell me you at least got that joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
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This is too funny!
NEW LESBIAN BIBLE BOOTS MEN OUT OF GOOD BOOK
By MARK MILLER
In an occurrence bound to outrage the Religious Right, a San Francisco publisher is about to release the world's first lesbian version of the Bible!
Out of the Closet Publishers has The Lesbian Bible scheduled for a February 15 release date.
"The one tiny difference, barely noticeable, between ours and the regular Bible," explains publisher Wanda Carp, "is that there are absolutely no men in The Lesbian Bible." Among the slightly altered Biblical tales will be those of Adamina and Eve, Noelle's Arc, Danielle in the Lion's Den, Jane and Her Coat of Many Colors, Mona Receiving the Ten Commandments and Jonelle Inside the Belly of the Whale.
Instead of Jesus, The Lesbian Bible features Justine, the daughter of God, who tells her twelve hot female disciples, "Let she who is without sin leave now, for it is far more fun to be around sinners. Now remove your clothing and let me closely inspect the divine images in which God made you." What follows is the first appearance of an X-rated jacuzzi scene in any Bible.
Carp reveals that her publishing company is also at work on lesbian versions of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the Dr. Seuss books.
Published on: 12/13/2004
Weekly World NewsLast edited by CatWoman; 12-15-2004, 11:03 AM.
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Now that we FINALLY got to the female part of being gay, can someone brighten up my dark vision?
I've noticed alot of lesbianism or bi-sexual action going around with girls lately. Not only Armenian girls, but in every race. And I'm in L.A., so there are like people from all around the world here. Or is it just an L.A. thing? Or have men (our generation, and I'm 25) become such **** (male body organ) that women prefer a female friend? Or is it that men can't satisfy women anymore, or even worse, women's expectations have gone up?
These are not my opinions, just questions that came up to my mind!
Oh by the way, %30 was my result...Told me to loosen up a little. So, I'm gonna go stretch a little and play some sports!Last edited by EYYBABA23; 01-23-2005, 02:16 PM.
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Originally posted by EYYBABA23Now that we FINALLY got to the female part of being gay, can someone brighten up my dark vision?
I've noticed alot of lesbianism or bi-sexual action going around with girls lately. Not only Armenian girls, but in every race. And I'm in L.A., so there are like people from all around the world here. Or is it just an L.A. thing? Or have men (our generation, and I'm 25) become such **** (male body organ) that women prefer a female friend? Or is it that men can't satisfy women anymore, or even worse, women's expectations have gone up?
These are not my opinions, just questions that came up to my mind!
Oh by the way, %30 was my result...Told me to loosen up a little. So, I'm gonna go stretch a little and play some sports!
Why are you so curious about Armenian lesbians? Do you have a sick sexual perverted fantasy? Huh? You don't have to lie you know. I am a perfectly tolerant heterosexual male.
As to the cause, I do not know, and given my imaginary credentials, I think it's a combination of watching all those satanic shows on television, and playing with their organs too much. When mom and dad say they want you to be musicians, they don't mean playing with YOUR orgnas, or instruments, they mean with other ones.Achkerov kute.
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