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  • #21
    Dear Dr. Mouse,
    I think a certain boy gives me indigestion and heartburn. My heart beats really fast when I am alone in a room with him. Also, I get a weird warm feeling between my legs, I think he makes me have to go pee, even though I haven't had any water to drink. What's going on with me? Is this boy a witch? Please help me.

    Sleepless in Seattle.
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #22
      Originally posted by ckBejug Dear Dr. Mouse,
      I think a certain boy gives me indigestion and heartburn. My heart beats really fast when I am alone in a room with him. Also, I get a weird warm feeling between my legs, I think he makes me have to go pee, even though I haven't had any water to drink. What's going on with me? Is this boy a witch? Please help me.

      Sleepless in Seattle.
      Sorry, I don't answer prank letters. Everyone knows that "what's inside" or the "mushy" xxxx and "he makes me feel so" doesn't mean a thing.

      Dr. Mouse
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #23
        i'm so confused

        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #24
          Dear Dr. Mouse,

          I seriously need to kick myself (for reasons all too common). How do you suggest I go about this efficiently?

          Procrastinator

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          • #25
            Originally posted by Anonymouse Perhaps you shouldn't try to combat it, instead flow with it. I suggest you make a personal porno flick of you and a couple of girls, and mail me a copy so that I can properly view the behavior at play and make a better assessment.

            Dr. Mouse
            Psycho, unethical doctor

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            • #26
              Dear Dr. Mouse

              You've got mail!!!

              bicurious

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              • #27
                Originally posted by SexyAries Dear Dr. Mouse

                You've got mail!!!

                bicurious
                Hmm, strange that I see nothing. You sure you sent it?

                Dr. Mouse
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Dear Dr. Mouse,

                  I seriously need to kick myself (for reasons all too common). How do you suggest I go about this efficiently?

                  Procrastinator
                  The best way I suggest to kick yourself ( for reasons all too obvious which you didn't even need to state ), is to ask a friend, or a loved one to perhaps assist you. That is the best way. If not, then you can always ask a random person on the street ( a bum is preferred ).

                  Dr. Mouse
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by disksoleil Psycho, unethical doctor
                    There is nothing unethical about my practice. I'm just different from most doctors, and which means also, better.
                    Achkerov kute.

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Dear Dr. Mouse,

                      I seriously need to kick myself (for reasons all too common). How do you suggest I go about this efficiently?

                      Procrastinator

                      Procrastinator dear,
                      Don't you know that procrastination is like masturbation? In the end, you're only xxxxing yourself!

                      Line stealer
                      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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