Dear Dr. Mouse

[ckBejug]

Dear Dr. Mouse,
I think a certain boy gives me indigestion and heartburn. My heart beats really fast when I am alone in a room with him. Also, I get a weird warm feeling between my legs, I think he makes me have to go pee, even though I haven't had any water to drink. What's going on with me? Is this boy a witch? Please help me.

Sleepless in Seattle.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by ckBejug Dear Dr. Mouse,
I think a certain boy gives me indigestion and heartburn. My heart beats really fast when I am alone in a room with him. Also, I get a weird warm feeling between my legs, I think he makes me have to go pee, even though I haven't had any water to drink. What's going on with me? Is this boy a witch? Please help me.

Sleepless in Seattle.

Sorry, I don't answer prank letters. Everyone knows that "what's inside" or the "mushy" xxxx and "he makes me feel so" doesn't mean a thing.

Dr. Mouse

[ckBejug]

i'm so confused

[sSsflamesSs]

Dear Dr. Mouse,

I seriously need to kick myself (for reasons all too common). How do you suggest I go about this efficiently?

Procrastinator

[disksoleil]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Perhaps you shouldn't try to combat it, instead flow with it. I suggest you make a personal porno flick of you and a couple of girls, and mail me a copy so that I can properly view the behavior at play and make a better assessment.

Dr. Mouse

Psycho, unethical doctor

[SexyAries]

Dear Dr. Mouse

You've got mail!!!

bicurious

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by SexyAries Dear Dr. Mouse

You've got mail!!!

bicurious

Hmm, strange that I see nothing. You sure you sent it?

Dr. Mouse

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Dear Dr. Mouse,

I seriously need to kick myself (for reasons all too common). How do you suggest I go about this efficiently?

Procrastinator

The best way I suggest to kick yourself ( for reasons all too obvious which you didn't even need to state ), is to ask a friend, or a loved one to perhaps assist you. That is the best way. If not, then you can always ask a random person on the street ( a bum is preferred ).

Dr. Mouse

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by disksoleil Psycho, unethical doctor

There is nothing unethical about my practice. I'm just different from most doctors, and which means also, better.

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Dear Dr. Mouse,

I seriously need to kick myself (for reasons all too common). How do you suggest I go about this efficiently?

Procrastinator

Procrastinator dear,
Don't you know that procrastination is like masturbation? In the end, you're only xxxxing yourself!

Line stealer