Armenian lesbians/gays

[Flamenkita]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

After reading this story, I don't think I'll be eating sausisse or soujough for a while...

Finally, I can agree with you on something! I mean, it's one thing for a man to voluntarily have his genitals amputated. His body. His choice. But I can't imagine what would motivate anyone to pay to eat someone else's amputated, cooked, and garnished penis and testicles.

Huffington Post's version of the story had some pictures to go with it. Weird.

[ADandelion]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

Nonsense, any Armenian would eat a roll of soujough after their own mother was beaten to death with it.

[KanadaHye]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

Gives new meaning to the expression, "Glir@ gerank"! LOL!

After reading this story, I don't think I'll be eating sausisse or soujough for a while...

[ADandelion]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

I suppose it was a relief for him to have his equipment, considering that he's asexual. Asexuality in of itself is pretty fascinating. I can't imagine the emotional impulse that would drive someone to buy and eat a human penis, though. Then again, I can't imagine the emotional impulse that would drive someone to kill a child, and we have plenty of child murderers.

[Flamenkita]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

So, I suppose Eunich's will want to start a sub culture now....

Japanese artist cooks, serves own genitals at banquet

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity...t-banquet.html

Gives new meaning to the expression, "Glir@ gerank"! LOL!

[KanadaHye]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

So, I suppose Eunich's will want to start a sub culture now....

Japanese artist cooks, serves own genitals at banquet

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity...t-banquet.html

[Mos]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

Bell, as much as I hate to admit it, you're far more Armenian than Kardashian

Kardb0zian is a piece of sh*t.

[KanadaHye]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

A "real Armenian" is someone that a "Superior Armenian" says is a proper Armenian. Only "Superior Armenians" have the large brains, small penises, moral stamina, and God-given (as opposed to book-learned) wisdom that are required to decide which Armenians are "real Armenians" and which are not. It is a heavy burden of responsibility they must carry: the entire life of a "Superior Armenian" is dedicted to lecturing other Armenians that they either are real Armenians or (far more likely) that they are heading towards being (or actually are) Turks. It is unfortunate but true that very few Armenians are "real Armenians" - there are so few that there are probably only slightly more "real Armenians" than there are "Superior Armenians". All "Superior Armenians" are, of course, "real Armenians" by definition.

There are many "Superior Armenians" on this forum - forums are the best place to encounter the breed, it is their natural habitat. Mostly they agree with each other and work together, but they are still Armenians so will inevitably disagree about something. Wait around long enough and you will be certain to witness the awesome sight of two high-ranking "Superior Armenians" tearing each other apart over some point of principle that is (in their superior opinions - so who are we to disagree) central to the very survival of the Armenian nation.

Bell, as much as I hate to admit it, you're far more Armenian than Kardashian

[Mos]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

I'm so glad that we have bell the cat here to watch over our well-being but I think he's been taking his duties a little further than necessary with his survey on penis size, or was that purely recreational?

I guess you could say he's well informed on such matters.

[hrai]

Re: Armenian lesbians/gays

A "real Armenian" is someone that a "Superior Armenian" says is a proper Armenian. Only "Superior Armenians" have the large brains, small penises, moral stamina, and God-given (as opposed to book-learned) wisdom that are required to decide which Armenians are "real Armenians" and which are not. It is a heavy burden of responsibility they must carry: the entire life of a "Superior Armenian" is dedicted to lecturing other Armenians that they either are real Armenians or (far more likely) that they are heading towards being (or actually are) Turks. It is unfortunate but true that very few Armenians are "real Armenians" - there are so few that there are probably only slightly more "real Armenians" than there are "Superior Armenians". All "Superior Armenians" are, of course, "real Armenians" by definition.

There are many "Superior Armenians" on this forum - forums are the best place to encounter the breed, it is their natural habitat. Mostly they agree with each other and work together, but they are still Armenians so will inevitably disagree about something. Wait around long enough and you will be certain to witness the awesome sight of two high-ranking "Superior Armenians" tearing each other apart over some point of principle that is (in their superior opinions - so who are we to disagree) central to the very survival of the Armenian nation.

I'm so glad that we have bell the cat here to watch over our well-being but I think he's been taking his duties a little further than necessary with his survey on penis size, or was that purely recreational?