My Funeral!

[Anonymouse]

And look who decided to show up, my former funeral manager. Remember? I FIRED YOU! I want Emil to take your spot.

[spiral]

Awww c'mon, rehire me! I have better ideas.

[Anonymouse]

Okay, bring back the belly dancers!

[Emil]

See? And who said funerals cant be fun, when its us planning it? By the way, I totally want you to do the eulogy, the planning of the guests, the event in general.

Wait, how am I going to do it? I'll be dead also!!!!! I think I want clubbin to do my eulogy.

[Emil]

I don't want Spiral in on this! She ignored my offer of marriage.

[ckBejug]

Geee, I hadn't noticed her nose being so long.

You were too busy staring at her boobs, you lesbian!

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

I can sing to your funerals. Please hire me now!!!! Ill do my best

[spiral]

You were too busy staring at her boobs, you lesbian!

apparently....so were you! ha!

[spiral]

I don't want Spiral in on this! She ignored my offer of marriage.

When?!

I'm very materialistic, so I need to see the ring first.

[Anonymouse]

So we definitely want lesbians at my funeral! Consider yourselves hired. You will have to put on a show for the men though who are bored of marriage and weeping wives.