My Funeral!

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by spiral fine

she can perform

I like that! You're hired as my funeral manager! A nice belly dancer is a must in any funeral.

[Emil]

Spiral,

Answer my question.

[whitelotus]

can i join you in the valley of the kings anon ? that place is freaking spiffy

[spiral]

Originally posted by Emil Can I press your tummy instead?

I don't think so Tim.

[Anonymouse]

Yes, but you'll have to bring your own cookie jar for your ashes. I'm not sharing mine!

[Emil]

Now, THAT's what I'm talking about.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by spiral

I don't think so Tim.

This is about funerals fat man.

[spiral]

Originally posted by Anonymouse I like that! You're hired as my funeral manager! A nice belly dancer is a must in any funeral.

Ooh, yay! I'm hired.

I can bring the dancing waiters, that yell "Hooooopaaaaa", as well!

[Anonymouse]

Yes yes, can we have lap dances? I mean some of the men that are at the funeral might get bored out of their minds hearing their ladies weep and look at the cookie jar with my ashes, so we need to entertain these men.

[jilbagh]

how about this as your funeral caravan?