My Funeral!

[Anonymouse]

Well, I guess adding some color to the funeral isn't that bad. After all, I wouldn't want people to think that it's a prejudiced funeral.

[jilbagh]

i'll take care of security

[Anonymouse]

Thanks, we don't want any uninvited guests to ruin our 1st Annual Funeral party!

[spiral]

Originally posted by Anonymouse Yes yes, can we have lap dances? I mean some of the men that are at the funeral might get bored out of their minds hearing their ladies weep and look at the cookie jar with my ashes, so we need to entertain these men.

Voch

menk namusov taghum enk anum.

no lap dances!

The dough boy shall be invited too

along with littel Debbie, and her swiss cake rolls.

There will be Vogue roses only, with yellow Gerberas, NO CARNATIONS!

my shoe will make a guest appearence

and Jahannam will come and talk about what an ugly merel you are.

[Anonymouse]

Originally posted by spiral Voch

menk namusov taghum enk anum.

no lap dances!

The dough boy shall be invited too

along with littel Debbie, and her swiss cake rolls.

There will be Vogue roses only, with yellow Gerberas, NO CARNATIONS!

my shoe will make a guest appearence

and Jahannam will come and talk about what an ugly merel you are.

Just so you know, this is my funeral. You're fired.

[spiral]

you can't fire me! Your dead, so shut up and lay there!

[jilbagh]

i can imagine the after party

[Anonymouse]

The afterparty will take place in the morgue. All are invited. Doors open after 10 pm. Bring your masks.

[Anonymouse]

Bottom line, my funeral will be unique! And I'll make sure I have a team of lawyers and a will to have it carried out!

[jilbagh]

ok, whats up with the will?