The Narcissist Thread

[ckBejug]

Originally posted by loseyourname Victory is his! The narcissist is delighted to see the first ugly of the morning come in to his thead and give him yet another opportunity to talk about that one subject which consumes his fancy more than any other: himself.

ckBejug, you are welcomed by the narcissist with a great bear-hug, but you must not be disappointed that his kisses are reserved for his own forearm.

Woohooo I'm ugly! Yipee. Do I get a trophy that says that? Oh ye of the pretend high self-esteem, I do not need you to think I am non-ugly, nay PRETTY even, in order to feel that way. Ha!

And such terrible kisses they are that his own forearm will spit them back and say NO THANKS.

[loseyourname]

Such further hatred is discouraging to see, but the narcissist is not deterred, for the narcissist has seen many attacks from many worthy foes in his day, and not one of them has ever succeeded.

Take heed of the what the narcissist has preached, dear fellow posters, for your hatred can indeed be transformed into more self-love for the narcissist, but you will need to begin loving yourselves equally well at some point. Remember what the narcissist has taught: that love can whither when exposed to scorn from within, and even if it is the narcissist that you scorn, the only result you will see is the whithering of your own love. Be careful, my dear fellow posters, that you are not overcome, but that you continue to love instead, for only love can conquer hate, and the narcissist's love is so consumed by his own person that he does not have a great deal to share; you too must love if we are to pull through together.

[sSsflamesSs]

*sits down on the floor and starts clipping her toenails*

[spiral]

Originally posted by loseyourname The narcissist wakes up in the morning and wastes half of it because he can't take his eyes off of the mirror.

Daniel Son... A true narcissist would not consider this a "waste" .

[Anonymouse]

A true narcissist would not be posting on forums, but be in front of the mirrors.

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname A good narcissist has many sycophants, and treats them all equally bad.

Too bad you don't have any of those.

[anileve]

Originally posted by Anonymouse A true narcissist would not be posting on forums, but be in front of the mirrors.

I would assume he satisfies that urge when he glues mirrors to the foreheads of the women whom he “plays chess with”. Forums are secondary during those crucial moments.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by spiral Daniel Son... A true narcissist would not consider this a "waste" .

Spiral, you are correct. It is not a waste. Since when are you calling me by my middle name?

Originally posted by Anonymouse A true narcissist would not be posting on forums, but be in front of the mirrors.

I can see my reflection in the monitor by turning it off. I do so every couple minutes.

[loseyourname]

Hey patty, how'd you manage to lose 300 posts?

[loseyourname]

The good narcissist stops to look into every reflective surface he passes by. For this reason, it is very difficult for him to move quickly through a parking lot.