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Originally posted by !EEK
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The Armenian dance instructor at my old school once threw his shoe on a girl's head. It wasn't an accident. -
Akhchika hye er?"All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl MarxComment
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I told a date she looked very "matronly" and she didn't seem to be too happy.Comment
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...and also in her hair. I'm sure you've said/done worse things than just throw salt.Originally posted by loseyourname
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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Like what? Completely ignore someone because a final four game was on?Originally posted by ckBejug...and also in her hair. I'm sure you've said/done worse things than just throw salt.Comment
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No..... you don't know how to say bye, you freak.Originally posted by loseyourname But let's not get off topic here.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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Loseyourname, you didn't noticed Bejug's *wink? Look at her Avatar title!
Anyway, we could go on about what we threw at people..there's so many way and so many stuff to experience on others..Comment
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Huh?Originally posted by !EEKLoseyourname, you didn't noticed Bejug's *wink? Look at her Avatar title!
No EEK, that would have to be a new topic.Originally posted by !EEK
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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I met a transvestite, and we started talking. (It was a guy, turned into a girl)
He/she was black, with those long colorful nails, and braids. A Perfect Pedicure, but BIG feet.
Anyways, very nice person. I spoke to her for about 5 minutes, and my friend was there as well, however, she was looking at something somewhere away from us. She came by, and I was introducing them. I said, to my friend, something like “ This is Danielle, and when referring to Danniele, I said “he”, then I switched to “she”, then I switched back to “He”, and I started blabbering, and switched back to “she”, then I just stopped talking,
So I went, “This is Danielle” , and when proceeding to tell her something about Danielle, I said, “He, she, he she”,…. Then I stopped talking, awkward silence, and then we carried on again.
Hmmm...hope that made sense.Comment
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It did, you alternated between genders like my Grandma alternates between her grandchildren's names when she's trying to talk to me."All I know is I'm not a Marxist." -Karl MarxComment
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