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[jas1112]

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ladys dishwasher breaks down so she calls a repairman, she has 2 go out so she tells him,
"dont worry abt the bulldog,he wont bother u,
but whatever u do, dont under any circumstances talk 2 my parrot!",
the man starts work, wary of the biggest meanest bulldog hes ever seen,but it just lays there watchin him.
the parrot however, drives him nuts, yelling and cursing.
finally the man snaps and yells, "shut the fuk up u annoying bastard!",
to which the parrot replies,
"get him spike!"

[jas1112]

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my girlfriend threw me out coz she caught me measuring my xxxx!
i mean how peety is that...?
anyway turns out it just reaches the back of her sisters throat

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Just had to Post this, its not a joke but its sick and funny


I xxxx her low,
I xxxx her high,
I xxxx her wet,
I xxxx her dry,
And when she's dead,
And all forgotten,
I'll dig her up and xxxx her rotten

XD

[MrHyeSev]

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Q: What's the difference between a J.ew and a canoe?

A: The canoe tips.

That was the funniest one

[Stanci]

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Q: How long does it take for a black women to Sh!T?

A: 9 months.


Q: What do you call a black women that's pregnant.

A: Kinder Surprise


Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a couch.

A: The couch that support a family.


Q: What's the difference between a J.ew and a canoe?

A: The canoe tips.


Q: Why do you go to a black person's garage sale?

A: To get your Sh!t back.


Q: How do you blind a Chinese man?

A: Dental floss.

[hrai]

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Little Johnny runs into the garden..."Dad, Grandma's fallen asleep on the couch and her dressing gowns opened and she's got a prawn between her legs!"
Dad goes into the house and says "No, son, that's not a prawn, that's her xxxxoris"
Johnny looks confused and says " Well, it tastes like a prawn!"

[konachan]

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lololll

hehe

[Pazooki]

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this one is from germany.
A turkish woman was cleaning the windows.
She cleaned the side outside of the room too when she suddenly dropped the napkin on the street. So she went down to the street to pick it up, and bent her hips slightly trying to pick it up when another turk came down and began having sex with her.
Her husband yelled from upstairs:"hey! Why u bangin my wife?!"
the man replied:"why u throw wife away she still good!"

lololll

[konachan]

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This one is from germany.
A turkish woman was cleaning the windows.
She cleaned the side outside of the room too when she suddenly dropped the napkin on the street. So she went down to the street to pick it up, and bent her hips slightly trying to pick it up when another turk came down and began having sex with her.
Her husband yelled from upstairs:"hey! why u bangin my wife?!"
the man replied:"why u throw wife away she still good!"

[konachan]

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.