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[MrHyeSev]

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Policeman:

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his di*k. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal

[MrHyeSev]

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Ahh...I see.

[Pazooki]

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Ummm ok Sero
I think Sero woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Its ok Sero

Nope, I'm good.

In Armenia if you eat xxxxx your considered a xxxot. There is some Armenians who do it though I don't.

[MrHyeSev]

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Ummm ok Sero
I think Sero woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Its ok Sero

[Pazooki]

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First Taste Of SeX

A young man goes to a xxxxxhouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her xxxxx. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!"

You are what you eat

[MrHyeSev]

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First Taste Of SeX

A young man goes to a xxxxxhouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her xxxxx. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!"

[MrHyeSev]

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Which ones simon?

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Very Funny

[MrHyeSev]

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90 Year olds:

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

[MrHyeSev]

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LOL Mizzike