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[arakeretzig]

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Making Cakes


She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

ouch!

[MrHyeSev]

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Making Cakes

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."

[Odysseus]

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i love the dark humor, more please.

[Mikael]

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very sick, raw, and might be offensive?
Man, I will read your jokes as soon as I get drank.
Anyway thanks for good try.

[Tali]

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Oh my goodness! hahahaha
ohhh what lies can do...

[Haykakan]

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Voted Best Joke in Ireland

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending
the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time
I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[Tali]

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...and all that just made me realize how disturbing sociology can be.

[Tali]

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That could be debated, actually

There's the human guinea pigs. Anthropology, sociology, psychology, and even some others (physiology, biology, etc) have used humans as specimens in an experiment and/or analyze a given situation like it is an experiment... which is almost what I'm doing, but I'm not going that far.

You see, you could almost take my mere presence here like a researcher and all my interactions with this forum are like different variables in an experiment (which is not why I'm here, but a sociologist would argue I'm doing this unconsciously). I'm doing "participant observation," as one of my methods. I have joined this forum, I have been active in it by chatting on the threads and holding various PM discussions, and I have been learning about the various interactions. For instance, i believe it was you, KanadaHye, who had to explain to me (then I believe it was Mos who reinforced your point with his own observance) that it is very common for Armenian males to be very argumentative when they're "discussing."

So, even virtually I am 'studying' human nature; which by the way, in sociology, is becoming its own type of "socialization group". It used to be primary vs secondary (intimate vs distant) but thanks to the internet, online communities and so forth, there's the emergence of the "tertiary" group -- which, as you may have guessed, is no face-to-face interation (most of the users here do not have a profile picture of themselves, and I don't see any avatars that involves their own face especially).

[KanadaHye]

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People aren't science experiments, if you want to learn about human nature get out in the real world... well, anywhere but America

[Tali]

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I chose the name because it quite clearly demonstrates my personality now doesn't it?

i am completely baffled by this scenario, which is why i'm trying to get some sort of understanding on it. To me and most everyone I know, it is "common sense" to avoid such a thread if it's repulsive. Yet, here, this is definitely not the case. So, I'm asking questions.

I apologize if I have come across as annoying to you. I appreciate you having taken the time and patience to throw in your ideas.