It doesn't happen often to me, but sometimes it does, and this time it caught my attention, so I had to save it. It's bad enough that I have to pretend I like to chat with some random chatters that IM me, but its bad enough when I have to pretend to have sex with them. Anyway, this little IM here made me laff, and shows the shallowness of the modern average IM chatter. I posted it in the joke forum, because to me it's a joke. Hahaha.
jonnytherobber: armoshedevil (7:33:05 PM): Hi. Are you there?
jonnytherobber (7:33:13 PM): yea
jonnytherobber (7:33:14 PM): who is this
armoshedevil (7:33:20 PM): i got ur sn off armoclub
jonnytherobber (7:33:26 PM): no you didnt
jonnytherobber (7:33:27 PM): haha
jonnytherobber (7:33:28 PM): well you did
armoshedevil (7:33:36 PM): ya
armoshedevil (7:33:45 PM): how old r u
armoshedevil (7:33:59 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (7:34:02 PM): ok nevermind
armoshedevil (7:34:05 PM): k
armoshedevil (7:34:08 PM): wow
armoshedevil (7:34:09 PM): lol
armoshedevil (7:34:15 PM): how old r u
jonnytherobber (7:34:20 PM): 22 and counting
jonnytherobber (7:34:21 PM): yourself?
armoshedevil (7:34:37 PM): 19
jonnytherobber (7:34:48 PM): stupendous!
jonnytherobber (7:34:51 PM): one year above the legal age!
armoshedevil (7:34:59 PM): yaya
armoshedevil (7:35:03 PM): lol
jonnytherobber (7:35:09 PM): yep, so how does it feel to be legal?
jonnytherobber (7:35:15 PM): hehe a sort of unorthodox question
armoshedevil (7:35:17 PM): good
jonnytherobber (7:35:20 PM): indeed it does
armoshedevil (7:35:22 PM): do u have a pic
jonnytherobber (7:35:25 PM): no i do not
armoshedevil (7:35:39 PM): awww
armoshedevil (7:35:41 PM): that sux
jonnytherobber (7:35:49 PM): why
jonnytherobber (7:35:52 PM): is it the end of the world?
armoshedevil (7:36:05 PM): no
jonnytherobber (7:36:33 PM): then?
jonnytherobber (7:36:39 PM): so you got my name from armoclub?
jonnytherobber (7:36:43 PM): you mean the forum?
armoshedevil (7:36:51 PM): ya
armoshedevil (7:36:59 PM): so have u ever cybered
armoshedevil (7:37:44 PM): ?
jonnytherobber (7:37:47 PM): yes i have, wanna cyber?
armoshedevil (7:37:50 PM): sure
jonnytherobber (7:37:52 PM): ok
jonnytherobber (7:37:54 PM): i want to xxxx you
armoshedevil (7:38:03 PM): i wanna xxxx u harder
armoshedevil (7:38:21 PM): i wanna suk that xxxx
jonnytherobber (7:39:34 PM): omg
jonnytherobber (7:39:36 PM): i wanna kill you now
jonnytherobber (7:39:42 PM): pardon me im rough when i cyber and death turns me on
jonnytherobber (7:40:59 PM): so like, do you cyber often?
armoshedevil (7:41:07 PM): ya
jonnytherobber (7:41:10 PM): how often?
armoshedevil (7:42:08 PM): liketwice a week
jonnytherobber (7:42:12 PM): yea, becareful these days, you gotta wear that e-condom so as not to get any e-diseases while you cyber
jonnytherobber: jonnytherobber (7:42:41 PM): so why did you message me
armoshedevil (7:42:55 PM): i dunno
jonnytherobber (7:42:57 PM): this was the worst cyber sex ive ever had!
armoshedevil (7:43:05 PM): me 2
armoshedevil (7:43:06 PM): lol
jonnytherobber (7:43:15 PM): you sucked!
armoshedevil (7:43:28 PM): u didn't let me finish
jonnytherobber (7:43:34 PM): ok then
armoshedevil (7:43:41 PM): nvm
jonnytherobber (7:43:49 PM): ok finish then
armoshedevil (7:43:50 PM): i dont feel like it anymore
jonnytherobber (7:44:00 PM): ok then, i see you dont take IMs lihgtly
armoshedevil (7:44:09 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (7:44:17 PM): i didnt let you finish because i wasnt enjoying it
jonnytherobber (7:44:17 PM): i didnt let you finish because i was enjoying it
jonnytherobber (7:44:40 PM): so youre 19 and its good that you want some cyber experience
jonnytherobber (7:45:19 PM): so what made you message me?
jonnytherobber (7:45:28 PM): the great need to cyber xxxxin bore me?
jonnytherobber: armoshedevil (7:45:47 PM): no
jonnytherobber (7:45:53 PM): ok so?
jonnytherobber: armoshedevil (7:33:05 PM): Hi. Are you there?
jonnytherobber (7:33:13 PM): yea
jonnytherobber (7:33:14 PM): who is this
armoshedevil (7:33:20 PM): i got ur sn off armoclub
jonnytherobber (7:33:26 PM): no you didnt
jonnytherobber (7:33:27 PM): haha
jonnytherobber (7:33:28 PM): well you did
armoshedevil (7:33:36 PM): ya
armoshedevil (7:33:45 PM): how old r u
armoshedevil (7:33:59 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (7:34:02 PM): ok nevermind
armoshedevil (7:34:05 PM): k
armoshedevil (7:34:08 PM): wow
armoshedevil (7:34:09 PM): lol
armoshedevil (7:34:15 PM): how old r u
jonnytherobber (7:34:20 PM): 22 and counting
jonnytherobber (7:34:21 PM): yourself?
armoshedevil (7:34:37 PM): 19
jonnytherobber (7:34:48 PM): stupendous!
jonnytherobber (7:34:51 PM): one year above the legal age!
armoshedevil (7:34:59 PM): yaya
armoshedevil (7:35:03 PM): lol
jonnytherobber (7:35:09 PM): yep, so how does it feel to be legal?
jonnytherobber (7:35:15 PM): hehe a sort of unorthodox question
armoshedevil (7:35:17 PM): good
jonnytherobber (7:35:20 PM): indeed it does
armoshedevil (7:35:22 PM): do u have a pic
jonnytherobber (7:35:25 PM): no i do not
armoshedevil (7:35:39 PM): awww
armoshedevil (7:35:41 PM): that sux
jonnytherobber (7:35:49 PM): why
jonnytherobber (7:35:52 PM): is it the end of the world?
armoshedevil (7:36:05 PM): no
jonnytherobber (7:36:33 PM): then?
jonnytherobber (7:36:39 PM): so you got my name from armoclub?
jonnytherobber (7:36:43 PM): you mean the forum?
armoshedevil (7:36:51 PM): ya
armoshedevil (7:36:59 PM): so have u ever cybered
armoshedevil (7:37:44 PM): ?
jonnytherobber (7:37:47 PM): yes i have, wanna cyber?
armoshedevil (7:37:50 PM): sure
jonnytherobber (7:37:52 PM): ok
jonnytherobber (7:37:54 PM): i want to xxxx you
armoshedevil (7:38:03 PM): i wanna xxxx u harder
armoshedevil (7:38:21 PM): i wanna suk that xxxx
jonnytherobber (7:39:34 PM): omg
jonnytherobber (7:39:36 PM): i wanna kill you now
jonnytherobber (7:39:42 PM): pardon me im rough when i cyber and death turns me on
jonnytherobber (7:40:59 PM): so like, do you cyber often?
armoshedevil (7:41:07 PM): ya
jonnytherobber (7:41:10 PM): how often?
armoshedevil (7:42:08 PM): liketwice a week
jonnytherobber (7:42:12 PM): yea, becareful these days, you gotta wear that e-condom so as not to get any e-diseases while you cyber
jonnytherobber: jonnytherobber (7:42:41 PM): so why did you message me
armoshedevil (7:42:55 PM): i dunno
jonnytherobber (7:42:57 PM): this was the worst cyber sex ive ever had!
armoshedevil (7:43:05 PM): me 2
armoshedevil (7:43:06 PM): lol
jonnytherobber (7:43:15 PM): you sucked!
armoshedevil (7:43:28 PM): u didn't let me finish
jonnytherobber (7:43:34 PM): ok then
armoshedevil (7:43:41 PM): nvm
jonnytherobber (7:43:49 PM): ok finish then
armoshedevil (7:43:50 PM): i dont feel like it anymore
jonnytherobber (7:44:00 PM): ok then, i see you dont take IMs lihgtly
armoshedevil (7:44:09 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (7:44:17 PM): i didnt let you finish because i wasnt enjoying it
jonnytherobber (7:44:17 PM): i didnt let you finish because i was enjoying it
jonnytherobber (7:44:40 PM): so youre 19 and its good that you want some cyber experience
jonnytherobber (7:45:19 PM): so what made you message me?
jonnytherobber (7:45:28 PM): the great need to cyber xxxxin bore me?
jonnytherobber: armoshedevil (7:45:47 PM): no
jonnytherobber (7:45:53 PM): ok so?
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