Annoying IM's That Really Annoy You To The Point of Annoyance

[Anonymouse]

It doesn't happen often to me, but sometimes it does, and this time it caught my attention, so I had to save it. It's bad enough that I have to pretend I like to chat with some random chatters that IM me, but its bad enough when I have to pretend to have sex with them. Anyway, this little IM here made me laff, and shows the shallowness of the modern average IM chatter. I posted it in the joke forum, because to me it's a joke. Hahaha.

jonnytherobber: armoshedevil (7:33:05 PM): Hi. Are you there?
jonnytherobber (7:33:13 PM): yea
jonnytherobber (7:33:14 PM): who is this
armoshedevil (7:33:20 PM): i got ur sn off armoclub
jonnytherobber (7:33:26 PM): no you didnt
jonnytherobber (7:33:27 PM): haha
jonnytherobber (7:33:28 PM): well you did
armoshedevil (7:33:36 PM): ya
armoshedevil (7:33:45 PM): how old r u
armoshedevil (7:33:59 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (7:34:02 PM): ok nevermind
armoshedevil (7:34:05 PM): k
armoshedevil (7:34:08 PM): wow
armoshedevil (7:34:09 PM): lol
armoshedevil (7:34:15 PM): how old r u
jonnytherobber (7:34:20 PM): 22 and counting
jonnytherobber (7:34:21 PM): yourself?
armoshedevil (7:34:37 PM): 19
jonnytherobber (7:34:48 PM): stupendous!
jonnytherobber (7:34:51 PM): one year above the legal age!
armoshedevil (7:34:59 PM): yaya
armoshedevil (7:35:03 PM): lol
jonnytherobber (7:35:09 PM): yep, so how does it feel to be legal?
jonnytherobber (7:35:15 PM): hehe a sort of unorthodox question
armoshedevil (7:35:17 PM): good
jonnytherobber (7:35:20 PM): indeed it does
armoshedevil (7:35:22 PM): do u have a pic
jonnytherobber (7:35:25 PM): no i do not
armoshedevil (7:35:39 PM): awww
armoshedevil (7:35:41 PM): that sux
jonnytherobber (7:35:49 PM): why
jonnytherobber (7:35:52 PM): is it the end of the world?
armoshedevil (7:36:05 PM): no
jonnytherobber (7:36:33 PM): then?
jonnytherobber (7:36:39 PM): so you got my name from armoclub?
jonnytherobber (7:36:43 PM): you mean the forum?
armoshedevil (7:36:51 PM): ya
armoshedevil (7:36:59 PM): so have u ever cybered
armoshedevil (7:37:44 PM): ?
jonnytherobber (7:37:47 PM): yes i have, wanna cyber?
armoshedevil (7:37:50 PM): sure

jonnytherobber (7:37:52 PM): ok
jonnytherobber (7:37:54 PM): i want to xxxx you
armoshedevil (7:38:03 PM): i wanna xxxx u harder
armoshedevil (7:38:21 PM): i wanna suk that xxxx
jonnytherobber (7:39:34 PM): omg
jonnytherobber (7:39:36 PM): i wanna kill you now
jonnytherobber (7:39:42 PM): pardon me im rough when i cyber and death turns me on
jonnytherobber (7:40:59 PM): so like, do you cyber often?
armoshedevil (7:41:07 PM): ya
jonnytherobber (7:41:10 PM): how often?
armoshedevil (7:42:08 PM): liketwice a week
jonnytherobber (7:42:12 PM): yea, becareful these days, you gotta wear that e-condom so as not to get any e-diseases while you cyber
jonnytherobber: jonnytherobber (7:42:41 PM): so why did you message me
armoshedevil (7:42:55 PM): i dunno
jonnytherobber (7:42:57 PM): this was the worst cyber sex ive ever had!
armoshedevil (7:43:05 PM): me 2
armoshedevil (7:43:06 PM): lol
jonnytherobber (7:43:15 PM): you sucked!
armoshedevil (7:43:28 PM): u didn't let me finish
jonnytherobber (7:43:34 PM): ok then
armoshedevil (7:43:41 PM): nvm
jonnytherobber (7:43:49 PM): ok finish then
armoshedevil (7:43:50 PM): i dont feel like it anymore
jonnytherobber (7:44:00 PM): ok then, i see you dont take IMs lihgtly
armoshedevil (7:44:09 PM): wut
jonnytherobber (7:44:17 PM): i didnt let you finish because i wasnt enjoying it
jonnytherobber (7:44:17 PM): i didnt let you finish because i was enjoying it
jonnytherobber (7:44:40 PM): so youre 19 and its good that you want some cyber experience
jonnytherobber (7:45:19 PM): so what made you message me?
jonnytherobber (7:45:28 PM): the great need to cyber xxxxin bore me?
jonnytherobber: armoshedevil (7:45:47 PM): no
jonnytherobber (7:45:53 PM): ok so?

[Emil]

Hahaha, I wonder who will IM him/her/it after reading this.

[Anonymouse]

Hahaha, I wonder who will IM him/her/it after reading this.

Thats what I thought too, hahahaha.

[XxgoeyxX]

O Anony...You always make me laugh. This was to funny.

By the way was that the end of it. There had to be more. Okei..I dont want to know.
But I wonder who else she IMed and said the same thing to. Glad I took my sn off of this site..I dont want another weirdo to IM me again.

[SagGal]

hahaha. How sad.

Exactly, why do people cyber? What, they can't get action offline? No offense anyone. lol.

But I wonder who else she IMed and said the same thing to. Glad I took my sn off of this site..I dont want another weirdo to IM me again.

For Anon's sake, I hope that it was a "she."
I took my sn off this site also. I've had it up before but then I figured if someone wants to IM me, they should just ask.

[hyebruin]

haha, me thinks the 'annoying' part has been posted, however the part has been left out ahhhh ya can't fool us! we can read between the lines

[XxgoeyxX]

haha, me thinks the 'annoying' part has been posted, however the part has been left out ahhhh ya can't fool us! we can read between the lines

heheh I thought sooo too Hyebruin..thats why I asked if there was more? But anony being the gentlemen he is...wouldnt just post those dirty things....WELL..I hope he doesnt!

[hyebruin]

heheh I thought sooo too Hyebruin..thats why I asked if there was more? But anony being the gentlemen he is...wouldnt just post those dirty things....WELL..I hope he doesnt!

right on girlie you crack me up!! "anony?" ~~ mouse is what i call him i guess since you're "goey" you tend to like "anony" better...haha

[Anonymouse]

haha, me thinks the 'annoying' part has been posted, however the part has been left out ahhhh ya can't fool us! we can read between the lines

Nothing was left out. It is all how it was. I have witnesses.

[hyebruin]

I have witnesses.

this may make me sleep tonite, and forget about the ro**hes ....good laff...haha...i'm just teasing...