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  • Smelly Divorce

    Smelly divorce hits Iranian court
    An Iranian woman says she wants to divorce her husband because he has not washed for more than a year, according to a press report.
    The 36-year-old woman, identified as Mina, reportedly told a court in Tehran that her husband smells so bad even their children will not go near him.

    She said that when she met her husband eight years ago, he was obsessive about staying clean.

    Women in Iran have fewer rights than men when it comes to getting divorced.

    A woman normally has to prove that her husband has neglected her financially or sexually, is a drug addict or is physically abusive.

    Mina reportedly told the divorce court the smell of her husband was so bad that it was making her family a laughing stock.

    "We cannot go to any parties. I feel so ashamed," she was quoted by Iran's state-run newspaper.

    Divorce criteria

    She said he "does not like water and does not want to take a shower. He doesn't even wash when he wakes up in the morning."

    She said that when they first married, he had an obsessive compulsion to stay clean.

    "He spent hours taking showers three times a day and washed his hands every few minutes," she reportedly said.

    "But he suddenly changed... Now nobody, including me, my children and his colleagues, can stand him."

    A legal expert told the AFP news agency that being smelly was not a valid reason for divorce in Iran.

    But Mina could argue it had caused her to hate her husband so much that she could no longer live with him, which would meet the criteria.

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  • #2
    I believe it...all persian guys smell

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    • #3
      lol that is too good to be true... LOL!

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      • #4
        Friggin hilarious! This also rings true for some Armenian men....


        OMG: A couple of nights ago, my friends were over my house and we were calling those Armenian talk shows that allow viewers to ask questions bla bla bla...Anyway, there was a dermatologist on and she was answering people's questions....THIS ONE LADY CALLEDDDD and I shiit you not, this was the convo:

        Caller: Alo, barev.
        Dr: Barev, inchovem karogh dzezi oknem?
        Caller: Yes harts unem...Es ashkhari mech degh ka kertinki hamar?
        Dr: Inch dzevi kertink?
        Caller: Tevi taki....yes shatem krtnum yev oozoomem degh khemem.
        Dr: Du vor loghanumes, DEODERANT ches oktagortsum?
        Caller: Ah et deghi anunena?
        Dr: Che, deoderante degh chi, amene oktagortsumen.
        Caller: Chem lse, yes 15 tari-a es yerkiri mechem, chem lesatse
        Dr: Uh....AMEN OR PETKE LOKHANAS, YEV DEODERANT KESES!
        Caller: Shat lav, merci



        WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! is what I said. LMAO My friends and I were laughing out tooshies off.

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        • #5
          Vi, can you please translate it? Or some other nice person maybe?

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          • #6
            Caller: Hello
            Dr: Hello, what can I help you with?
            Caller: I have a question, is there medication for sweat?
            Dr: What kind of sweat?
            Caller: Underarm. I sweat a lot and I want to take medication.
            Dr: When you shower, don't you use deodorant?
            Caller: What's that medication's name?
            Dr: No, deodorant isn't a medication. Everyone uses it.
            Caller: I haven't heard of it for the 15 years I've been in this country.
            Dr: Uh.... You need shower and use deodorant everyday!
            Caller: Okay, thank you.
            [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
            -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Siggie
              Caller: Hello
              Dr: Hello, what can I help you with?
              Caller: I have a question, is there medication for sweat?
              Dr: What kind of sweat?
              Caller: Underarm. I sweat a lot and I want to take medication.
              Dr: When you shower, don't you use deodorant?
              Caller: What's that medication's name?
              Dr: No, deodorant isn't a medication. Everyone uses it.
              Caller: I haven't heard of it for the 15 years I've been in this country.
              Dr: Uh.... You need shower and use deodorant everyday!
              Caller: Okay, thank you.
              Thanks!

              I think some people live under rocks. Its amazing.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Siggie
                Caller: Hello
                Dr: Hello, what can I help you with?
                Caller: I have a question, is there medication for sweat?
                Dr: What kind of sweat?
                Caller: Underarm. I sweat a lot and I want to take medication.
                Dr: When you shower, don't you use deodorant?
                Caller: What's that medication's name?
                Dr: No, deodorant isn't a medication. Everyone uses it.
                Caller: I haven't heard of it for the 15 years I've been in this country.
                Dr: Uh.... You need shower and use deodorant everyday!
                Caller: Okay, thank you.
                This works great for battling sweat. Apply liberally.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ArmoBarbi
                  Vi, can you please translate it? Or some other nice person maybe?

                  Hi honey!!!!!



                  A dermatologist was on TV answering people's questions. This woman called and wanted to know where she could get medication for sweaty arm pits. The Dr. asked her if she used DEODERANT....and she thought it was the name of the medicine....lol...so the Dr. told her that she has to use deoderant every day after she showers, and the lady said that she'd been in the US for 15 years, and never heard of such a thing.....

                  EDIT: I'm a dork and took too long to translate...sorry honey

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                  • #10
                    Well, I’m hoping she was only kidding around. Come on now, they even have deodorants in Armenia.

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