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[Pazooki]

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Ummm ok Sero
I think Sero woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Its ok Sero

Nope, I'm good.

In Armenia if you eat xxxxx your considered a xxxot. There is some Armenians who do it though I don't.

[MrHyeSev]

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Ahh...I see.

[MrHyeSev]

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Policeman:

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his di*k. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal

[konachan]

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

[konachan]

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This one is from germany.
A turkish woman was cleaning the windows.
She cleaned the side outside of the room too when she suddenly dropped the napkin on the street. So she went down to the street to pick it up, and bent her hips slightly trying to pick it up when another turk came down and began having sex with her.
Her husband yelled from upstairs:"hey! why u bangin my wife?!"
the man replied:"why u throw wife away she still good!"

[Pazooki]

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this one is from germany.
A turkish woman was cleaning the windows.
She cleaned the side outside of the room too when she suddenly dropped the napkin on the street. So she went down to the street to pick it up, and bent her hips slightly trying to pick it up when another turk came down and began having sex with her.
Her husband yelled from upstairs:"hey! Why u bangin my wife?!"
the man replied:"why u throw wife away she still good!"

lololll

[konachan]

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lololll

hehe

[hrai]

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Little Johnny runs into the garden..."Dad, Grandma's fallen asleep on the couch and her dressing gowns opened and she's got a prawn between her legs!"
Dad goes into the house and says "No, son, that's not a prawn, that's her xxxxoris"
Johnny looks confused and says " Well, it tastes like a prawn!"

[Stanci]

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Q: How long does it take for a black women to Sh!T?

A: 9 months.


Q: What do you call a black women that's pregnant.

A: Kinder Surprise


Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a couch.

A: The couch that support a family.


Q: What's the difference between a J.ew and a canoe?

A: The canoe tips.


Q: Why do you go to a black person's garage sale?

A: To get your Sh!t back.


Q: How do you blind a Chinese man?

A: Dental floss.

[MrHyeSev]

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Q: What's the difference between a J.ew and a canoe?

A: The canoe tips.

That was the funniest one