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WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

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  • #91
    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

    Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
    Ummm ok Sero
    I think Sero woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
    Its ok Sero
    Nope, I'm good.

    In Armenia if you eat xxxxx your considered a xxxot. There is some Armenians who do it though I don't.
    Last edited by Pazooki; 01-31-2009, 07:39 PM.

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    • #92
      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

      Ahh...I see.
      Positive vibes, positive taught

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      • #93
        Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

        Policeman:

        A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his di*k. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal
        Positive vibes, positive taught

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        • #94
          Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

          How many babies does it take to paint a house?
          Depends how hard you throw them.

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          • #95
            Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

            This one is from germany.
            A turkish woman was cleaning the windows.
            She cleaned the side outside of the room too when she suddenly dropped the napkin on the street. So she went down to the street to pick it up, and bent her hips slightly trying to pick it up when another turk came down and began having sex with her.
            Her husband yelled from upstairs:"hey! why u bangin my wife?!"
            the man replied:"why u throw wife away she still good!"

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            • #96
              Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

              Originally posted by konachan View Post
              this one is from germany.
              A turkish woman was cleaning the windows.
              She cleaned the side outside of the room too when she suddenly dropped the napkin on the street. So she went down to the street to pick it up, and bent her hips slightly trying to pick it up when another turk came down and began having sex with her.
              Her husband yelled from upstairs:"hey! Why u bangin my wife?!"
              the man replied:"why u throw wife away she still good!"
              lololll

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              • #97
                Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                Originally posted by Sero View Post
                lololll
                hehe

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                • #98
                  Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                  Little Johnny runs into the garden..."Dad, Grandma's fallen asleep on the couch and her dressing gowns opened and she's got a prawn between her legs!"
                  Dad goes into the house and says "No, son, that's not a prawn, that's her xxxxoris"
                  Johnny looks confused and says " Well, it tastes like a prawn!"

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                  • #99
                    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                    Q: How long does it take for a black women to Sh!T?

                    A: 9 months.


                    Q: What do you call a black women that's pregnant.

                    A: Kinder Surprise


                    Q: Whats the difference between a black man and a couch.

                    A: The couch that support a family.


                    Q: What's the difference between a J.ew and a canoe?

                    A: The canoe tips.


                    Q: Why do you go to a black person's garage sale?

                    A: To get your Sh!t back.


                    Q: How do you blind a Chinese man?

                    A: Dental floss.

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                    • Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                      Originally posted by Stanci View Post





                      Q: What's the difference between a J.ew and a canoe?

                      A: The canoe tips.


                      That was the funniest one
                      Last edited by MrHyeSev; 02-16-2009, 12:23 PM.
                      Positive vibes, positive taught

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