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WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

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  • #81
    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

    Office:

    One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

    The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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    • #82
      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

      Fun With Elements

      In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?"

      Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."

      The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.

      Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"

      The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny.

      Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."

      The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"

      He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
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      • #83
        Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

        What do you call nuts on the wall?

        Walnuts.

        What do you call nuts on your chest?

        Chestnuts.

        What do you call nuts on your chin?

        D*** in your mouth.

        XD
        Last edited by Mizzike; 01-10-2009, 07:15 PM.

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        • #84
          Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

          LOL Mizzike
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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          • #85
            Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

            90 Year olds:

            Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
            And so they did.
            As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
            And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
            Positive vibes, positive taught

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            • #86
              Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

              Very Funny

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              • #87
                Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                Which ones simon?
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                • #88
                  Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                  First Taste Of SeX

                  A young man goes to a xxxxxhouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

                  The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

                  The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her xxxxx. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

                  The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.

                  A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.

                  Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!"
                  Positive vibes, positive taught

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                  • #89
                    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                    Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
                    First Taste Of SeX

                    A young man goes to a xxxxxhouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

                    The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

                    The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her xxxxx. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

                    The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.

                    A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.

                    Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!"
                    You are what you eat

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                    • #90
                      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                      Ummm ok Sero
                      I think Sero woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
                      Its ok Sero
                      Positive vibes, positive taught

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