WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

[Thai-Samurai]

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i would've replied but its hard to type w/ one hand,

[Fedayeen]

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lol

That was good...

[ArmenianKid]

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How do you get 100 dead babies out of a truck?

A pitchfork

[Quarteria]

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*standing ovation*

[anon12]

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i got some pretty xxxxin sick jokes
1)what's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage
you cant eat a train carriage

2)what do you call a black asian man with aids
coondiesoon

3)knock knock
whos there
Cancer!

4)what did the deaf dumb blind kid get for christmas
a pinball machine

5)How did the nun lose her virginity
she was raped

6)What do you call 1000 black people running down a hill
mudslide

7)What is the difference between dead hookers and onions?
i cry when i cut up onions

8)When do you know when a dates going bad
When you spike your own drink with rahypnol (rape pill)

9)What do you call a cow masturbating
beef strokin' off

10)Whats black and blue and scared of me
the 8 year old in my closet

[One-Way]

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Funny.

[teemee131]

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1) What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don't xxxx a sandwich before you eat it.

2) What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family.

3) What's black and blue and in my basement?
The 8 year-old i just raped

4) How do you get a baby out of the blender?
Nachos.

I feel bad telling these jokes.

[One-Way]

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4 is disgusting.

[Ari]

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top thread, love it


cool ones

1 what do you call a greek who is falling off a building?
con descending

2 rape isnt funny unless your raping a clown

3 why does Beyonce Knowles sing to "to the left to the left"?
Because black people have no rights.

4. How do you stop two black guys raping a white girl?
. Throw them a basketball.

5. why did the turk cross the road? to bash the chicken
why did 10 turks follow, cos the chicken was winning


cannot get any sicker then these

definition of disgusting?
shoving 7 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 8

what is the difference between an onion and a baby?
i cry when i chop up onions

how do you make a baby cry twice?
cum on the teddy bear after you have finished raping it

[becka221]

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A man and a girl are walking through a wood when the girl looks up and says "i dont like this its dark, cold and im scared"
the man replys "how do you think i feel ive got to walk back alone"

waht do black men get after sex? 15 years to life

in a recent survey it was found 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

whats 14 inches, stiff, has a purple head and makes women scream at night? cot death.

whts the best thing about sex with twenty six year olds?
theres 20 of them.



appologies.. lol