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WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

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  • #21
    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

    Who here thinks raping children and eating babies is funny?! Who here thinks raping dead women is funny? Who here thinks 'raping' is funny? What the fuck it this thread doing in this discussion board? And you assholess who run this board have the balls to censor shit about Jews? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Somebody please shut down this thread and delete the disgusting posts above.
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    • #22
      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

      i think its all funny im a sick wierdo mate

      how about you read the title?

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      • #23
        Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

        ahahhaah

        go cry yourself to the duduk


        armos need to lighten up there xxxxn jokes

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        • #24
          Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

          Social Security:


          A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

          The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

          When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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          • #25
            Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

            Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
            Social Security:


            A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

            The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

            When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
            I don't get it MrPepsiHye ...can you explain the punch line for me? Why would dropping his pants help get disability????

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            • #26
              Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

              I'm not MrPepsiHye, my nick is PepsiAddict.

              & you need to read between the lines to get the joke...GoodDay.
              Positive vibes, positive taught

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              • #27
                Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                GOOD DAY SIR!!!

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                • #28
                  Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                  Got some good ones too...

                  Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
                  So you can cum on it's face

                  Tommy asks his friend: "So what did you get for Christmas?"
                  His friends replies: "I got a bike, a go kart, a quadbike, an xbox 360 with 30 games, a PlayStation 3 with 30 games, an electric guitar, a drum kit, a new PC, a laptop, a surround sound entertainment centre, a new watch, loads of clothes, loads of sweets, a holiday around the world, and loads more!"
                  To which Tommy replies: "Aww, I wish I had Leucemia"

                  I met a girl last week who said she wanted to be treated like a princess, so I put her in the back of a mercedes and drove it into a tunnel wall.

                  What do you do if you see a paki run at you with half a head?
                  Stop laughing and reload (I'm not racist, this joke works with any ethnicity)

                  What did the little blind deaf and dumb boy get for christmas?
                  Cancer

                  A little boy is having a bath with his Dad and asks, "Daddy, what's the difference on our willie's?"
                  His Dad says, "Well for a start son, mine's is erect"

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                  • #29
                    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                    whats good about fuking thirty five year olds


                    theres thirty of them

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                    • #30
                      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                      Hi PepsiAddict

                      Here is something for you.
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