Announcement

Collapse

Forum Rules (Everyone Must Read!!!)

1] What you CAN NOT post.

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this forum to post any material which is:
- abusive
- vulgar
- hateful
- harassing
- personal attacks
- obscene

You also may not:
- post images that are too large (max is 500*500px)
- post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or cited properly.
- post in UPPER CASE, which is considered yelling
- post messages which insult the Armenians, Armenian culture, traditions, etc
- post racist or other intentionally insensitive material that insults or attacks another culture (including Turks)

The Ankap thread is excluded from the strict rules because that place is more relaxed and you can vent and engage in light insults and humor. Notice it's not a blank ticket, but just a place to vent. If you go into the Ankap thread, you enter at your own risk of being clowned on.
What you PROBABLY SHOULD NOT post...
Do not post information that you will regret putting out in public. This site comes up on Google, is cached, and all of that, so be aware of that as you post. Do not ask the staff to go through and delete things that you regret making available on the web for all to see because we will not do it. Think before you post!


2] Use descriptive subject lines & research your post. This means use the SEARCH.

This reduces the chances of double-posting and it also makes it easier for people to see what they do/don't want to read. Using the search function will identify existing threads on the topic so we do not have multiple threads on the same topic.

3] Keep the focus.

Each forum has a focus on a certain topic. Questions outside the scope of a certain forum will either be moved to the appropriate forum, closed, or simply be deleted. Please post your topic in the most appropriate forum. Users that keep doing this will be warned, then banned.

4] Behave as you would in a public location.

This forum is no different than a public place. Behave yourself and act like a decent human being (i.e. be respectful). If you're unable to do so, you're not welcome here and will be made to leave.

5] Respect the authority of moderators/admins.

Public discussions of moderator/admin actions are not allowed on the forum. It is also prohibited to protest moderator actions in titles, avatars, and signatures. If you don't like something that a moderator did, PM or email the moderator and try your best to resolve the problem or difference in private.

6] Promotion of sites or products is not permitted.

Advertisements are not allowed in this venue. No blatant advertising or solicitations of or for business is prohibited.
This includes, but not limited to, personal resumes and links to products or
services with which the poster is affiliated, whether or not a fee is charged
for the product or service. Spamming, in which a user posts the same message repeatedly, is also prohibited.

7] We retain the right to remove any posts and/or Members for any reason, without prior notice.


- PLEASE READ -

Members are welcome to read posts and though we encourage your active participation in the forum, it is not required. If you do participate by posting, however, we expect that on the whole you contribute something to the forum. This means that the bulk of your posts should not be in "fun" threads (e.g. Ankap, Keep & Kill, This or That, etc.). Further, while occasionally it is appropriate to simply voice your agreement or approval, not all of your posts should be of this variety: "LOL Member213!" "I agree."
If it is evident that a member is simply posting for the sake of posting, they will be removed.


8] These Rules & Guidelines may be amended at any time. (last update September 17, 2009)

If you believe an individual is repeatedly breaking the rules, please report to admin/moderator.
See more
See less

WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 14
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 12 14 template Next
  • #11
    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

    i would've replied but its hard to type w/ one hand,

    Comment

    • #12
      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

      lol

      That was good...

      Comment

      • #13
        Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

        How do you get 100 dead babies out of a truck?

        A pitchfork

        Comment

        • #14
          Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

          BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

          *standing ovation*

          Comment

          • #15
            Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

            i got some pretty xxxxin sick jokes
            1)what's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage
            you cant eat a train carriage

            2)what do you call a black asian man with aids
            coondiesoon

            3)knock knock
            whos there
            Cancer!

            4)what did the deaf dumb blind kid get for christmas
            a pinball machine

            5)How did the nun lose her virginity
            she was raped

            6)What do you call 1000 black people running down a hill
            mudslide

            7)What is the difference between dead hookers and onions?
            i cry when i cut up onions

            8)When do you know when a dates going bad
            When you spike your own drink with rahypnol (rape pill)

            9)What do you call a cow masturbating
            beef strokin' off

            10)Whats black and blue and scared of me
            the 8 year old in my closet

            Comment

            • #16
              Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

              Funny.

              Comment

              • #17
                Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                1) What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
                You don't xxxx a sandwich before you eat it.

                2) What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
                A park bench can support a family.

                3) What's black and blue and in my basement?
                The 8 year-old i just raped

                4) How do you get a baby out of the blender?
                Nachos.

                I feel bad telling these jokes.

                Comment

                • #18
                  Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                  4 is disgusting.

                  Comment

                  • #19
                    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                    top thread, love it


                    cool ones

                    1 what do you call a greek who is falling off a building?
                    con descending

                    2 rape isnt funny unless your raping a clown

                    3 why does Beyonce Knowles sing to "to the left to the left"?
                    Because black people have no rights.

                    4. How do you stop two black guys raping a white girl?
                    . Throw them a basketball.

                    5. why did the turk cross the road? to bash the chicken
                    why did 10 turks follow, cos the chicken was winning


                    cannot get any sicker then these

                    definition of disgusting?
                    shoving 7 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 8

                    what is the difference between an onion and a baby?
                    i cry when i chop up onions

                    how do you make a baby cry twice?
                    cum on the teddy bear after you have finished raping it
                    Last edited by Ari; 03-31-2008, 07:21 AM.

                    Comment

                    • #20
                      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                      A man and a girl are walking through a wood when the girl looks up and says "i dont like this its dark, cold and im scared"
                      the man replys "how do you think i feel ive got to walk back alone"

                      waht do black men get after sex? 15 years to life

                      in a recent survey it was found 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

                      whats 14 inches, stiff, has a purple head and makes women scream at night? cot death.

                      whts the best thing about sex with twenty six year olds?
                      theres 20 of them.



                      appologies.. lol

                      Comment

                      Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 12 14 template Next
                      Working...
                      X