Announcement

Collapse

Forum Rules (Everyone Must Read!!!)

1] What you CAN NOT post.

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this forum to post any material which is:
- abusive
- vulgar
- hateful
- harassing
- personal attacks
- obscene

You also may not:
- post images that are too ... See more
See more
See less

WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #11
    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

    i would've replied but its hard to type w/ one hand,

    Comment


    • #12
      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

      lol

      That was good...

      Comment


      • #13
        Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

        How do you get 100 dead babies out of a truck?

        A pitchfork

        Comment


        • #14
          Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

          BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

          *standing ovation*

          Comment


          • #15
            Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

            i got some pretty xxxxin sick jokes
            1)what's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage
            you cant eat a train carriage

            2)what do you call a black asian man with aids
            coondiesoon

            3)knock knock
            whos there
            Cancer!

            4)what did the deaf dumb blind kid get for christmas
            a pinball machine

            5)How did the nun lose her virginity
            she was raped

            6)What do you call 1000 black people running down a hill
            mudslide

            7)What is the difference between dead hookers and onions?
            i cry when i cut up onions

            8)When do you know when a dates going bad
            When you spike your own drink with rahypnol (rape pill)

            9)What do you call a cow masturbating
            beef strokin' off

            10)Whats black and blue and scared of me
            the 8 year old in my closet

            Comment


            • #16
              Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

              Funny.

              Comment


              • #17
                Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                1) What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
                You don't xxxx a sandwich before you eat it.

                2) What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
                A park bench can support a family.

                3) What's black and blue and in my basement?
                The 8 year-old i just raped

                4) How do you get a baby out of the blender?
                Nachos.

                I feel bad telling these jokes.

                Comment


                • #18
                  Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                  4 is disgusting.

                  Comment


                  • #19
                    Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                    top thread, love it


                    cool ones

                    1 what do you call a greek who is falling off a building?
                    con descending

                    2 rape isnt funny unless your raping a clown

                    3 why does Beyonce Knowles sing to "to the left to the left"?
                    Because black people have no rights.

                    4. How do you stop two black guys raping a white girl?
                    . Throw them a basketball.

                    5. why did the turk cross the road? to bash the chicken
                    why did 10 turks follow, cos the chicken was winning


                    cannot get any sicker then these

                    definition of disgusting?
                    shoving 7 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 8

                    what is the difference between an onion and a baby?
                    i cry when i chop up onions

                    how do you make a baby cry twice?
                    cum on the teddy bear after you have finished raping it
                    Last edited by Ari; 03-31-2008, 07:21 AM.

                    Comment


                    • #20
                      Re: WARNING: Sick jokes. Do not read if you can't handle!

                      A man and a girl are walking through a wood when the girl looks up and says "i dont like this its dark, cold and im scared"
                      the man replys "how do you think i feel ive got to walk back alone"

                      waht do black men get after sex? 15 years to life

                      in a recent survey it was found 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

                      whats 14 inches, stiff, has a purple head and makes women scream at night? cot death.

                      whts the best thing about sex with twenty six year olds?
                      theres 20 of them.



                      appologies.. lol

                      Comment

                      Working...