The 5 secrets to a Successful Relationship

[Anonymouse]

But seriously guys, don't stress yourselves out by thinking that ALL girls are bloodsuckers.

If the woman is financialy stable she'll want someone who is even more so. If it is not finances it is going to be other things. The point is chicks constantly want the bigger better deal. (Whatever that may be in their situation). Social Status "do we look good together walking down the street" or Self Satisfaction "does he devote all his attention to me" or something else. As soon as one need is satisfied you'll come up with more needs. You develop needs on top of needs and it never ends.
We only have ONE need, and we are supposed to be ashamed of it, and you call us "pigs" because of it. And on the rare occasion we get that one need satisfied you act like you're doing us a favor. Well excuse me if I'm not jumping on the marriage band wagon.

Alot of anger there my Hamburglar friend.

I am to guess you've been take around the corner by a woman and been left there.

Maybe you should try the same sex now that you don't see anything wrong with homosexuality?

[patlajan]

Well no, me and your mom are still going out. I still have that, but sometimes she's a little too needy.

[Anonymouse]

Well no, me and your mom are still going out. I still have that, but sometimes she's a little too needy.

Wow a desperate attempt at trying to compensate for your lack of insults, let's go back to the old mom jokes.

Not original, and highlights desperation.

Yep, you're definitely having women problems.

You know, maybe woman just don't like you, ever saw it from that point of view? Maybe you've taken a personal visit to the ugly tree or maybe you just cross your legs too much.

[gorsenvadz]

ewwww u guys r getting gross

[Anonymouse]

I am talking about relationships gone bad mousefart. The closest you've been to a relationship is the look you and the girl behind the counter share when you rent porn videos.

And by the way, your mom wants me to use this thing on her. Do you think it is too hard core? I don't want you to have permanent damage...but i am afraid i'm too late.

Oh xxxx you made an attempt at an insult! Most repair manuals are more interesting than you. Kindly lay off the insults as they aren't your area of expertise.

Stick to being a knome.

Hey! Look what I found!



A KNOME! AND HES GOT A SHARP TIHNGY PIERCING THROUGH HIS HEAD!

[sSsflamesSs]

I am talking about relationships gone bad mousefart. The closest you've been to a relationship is the look you and the girl behind the counter share when you rent porn videos.

And by the way, your mom wants me to use this thing on her. Do you think it is too hard core? I don't want you to have permanent damage...but i am afraid i'm too late.

You perverts laugh all you want, but would you kindly explain to me how that gadget is used?

I'm cracking up, but I'm serious in my question. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jahannam]

I second flames' question...
that thing is pretty weird...

[gorsenvadz]

yes please explain although i have a feeling it has no actual function

[Anonymouse]

Now do you guys believe me that patlajoke is suffering from women problems?

[Anonymouse]

Now if I wanted to resort to cheap insults like you I would say "I know your mom". Fortunately I actually know women not moms. I guess moms feel pity for you eh?