Armenia and the information war

[arakeretzig]

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[B]

http://translate.google.com/translat...anapat.info%2F

so azerbaboonjan is like the old man in a brothel with lots of money? maybe one of the xxxxxs will give them a disease they regret? (wink russia wink)
btw, who's the brothel madame here, usa?

[Tigranakert]

Re: Armenia and the information war

Once it became known that Azerbaijan has become a nonpermanent member of UN Security Council, we called Sagatelu BAKVESHINYANU, and asked to comment on this event. Awakened to our call, Sagatel Mamikonovich was somewhat irritable, that seems to be reflected in the early morning interview.

- Sorry for the late call.

- Nothing. What's wrong?

- Azerbaijan has become a nonpermanent member of UN Security Council.

- Is this all? That is, they woke me up just to say that Azerbaijan has become a nonpermanent member. Yes, you are in your Voskanapat any idea what a normal person needs rest? No, you do not understand. You are there as clockwork, and I must answer your phone calls at night and know that Azerbaijan has become a nonpermanent member, as if he had ever been a permanent member. It seems that Napoleon has said: "Wake me only if bad news to come, and if a good - not in any way."

- Is it the news that Azerbaijan has become a nonpermanent member of UN Security Council is not bad news?

- The uncomfortable answer such questions to the ladies. This is not just good news is - good news. Do you think that Azerbaijan has spent approximately $ 230 million, bought the whole island with pluck the state to become a nonpermanent member? You are deeply mistaken. Azerbaijan has spent a lot of money and effort to become flaccid member UN Security Council. Because there are only five permanent members are willing to do exploits. Other - non-members, and to limp appendages pants.

- But it is a UN Security Council. How this might affect the negotiations to settle the Karabakh conflict?

- Only positive. In the sense that Azerbaijan will now be under constant control of five states I mentioned. You see, the UN Security Council decided to vote only after we know the mood of all its members: permanent and flabby. Can confidently predict, no proposal of Azerbaijan on the Security Council of the Republic of Artsakh will not be accepted. For all of two years of his stay there. That is, Azerbaijan was in a situation where he could not hide his erectile dysfunction.

- Excuse me, that he can not hide?

- Impotence, my dear, impotence. Political impotence.

- Did what he could be elected, not to say the contrary?

- Not at all. Azerbaijan was able to demonstrate their financial capability. As he wrote in his Twitter Slovenian president, they have no money, only good chocolate. In Azerbaijan there is money, he can afford to spend 230 million, to simulate the victory.

- Why is fake?

- There is a breed of wealthy, but old and infirm. They do not want to admit his long ensuing impotence, and they bought his teenage prostitutes. And doing it so that everybody knew: such a weekly invites to his venal women. In fact, all that are capable of these old people, this trembling hands, pat the young, which is close, but it is inaccessible to the body. This is the imitation of victory. How many prosecutors from winning, unless it carries with it a trophy?

- And why Azerbaijan now can not hide your impotence? What has changed after he became a non-permanent member of UN Security Council?

- Let's go back to our old man. As long as he invited the ladies to his home, he succeeded in fooling around. But if he will go to a brothel, the rumor of his senile impotence immediately spreads everywhere. It will look pathetic and ridiculous. And I am pleased to know that Armenia has managed to outwit Azerbaijan. In withdrawing his candidacy, Armenia, Azerbaijan did not interfere crawl back to where his political impotence will be put on public display.

Two years in Azerbaijan in the home patient. That is, the UN Security Council, due to expire, after which Aliyev will have something to say to their people. Unless, of course, by then it will remain at the head of Azerbaijan. And there will be nothing to say. For Azerbaijan in the UN Security Council will only play the role of a meaningless appendage.

- To be honest, I also believe that the victory of Azerbaijan.

- This is a victory not of Azerbaijan, this is - the victory of money over common sense. Slovenia could only boast of a healthy society and a wonderful chocolate. Azerbaijan opposition to this money. And had his way, as gold in the eyes of a certain category of death is not alone. But this is really only apparent success. Aliyev, who must declare that his victory should not be surprised if it will require from its fruits.

- Have you read the speech Aliyev at today's meeting the Cabinet of Ministers of Azerbaijan.

- For three hours, as this meeting was yesterday. So richly praised Aliev of Azerbaijan, that made me want to buy it. I think the ability to talk up long unsold product sitting in his genes.

- Ilham Aliyev spoke there a military parade in Yerevan on September 21. Quote: "The military equipment is not able to move itself, they demonstrated at the parade, leading to the trailers and trucks. It may be several reasons. Alternatively, this technique does not work, is in poor condition or there is no fuel, or both these causes together. "

- Aliyev often silly sayings spoils the impression from his expensive suit. If he believes in what he says, then it is an incurable clinic, if consciously lying, it means that is considered incurable audience. In both cases, Azerbaijan is at least convincing lies own president to stop crying about the purchased and produced in Armenia weapons. And also to lament about the ongoing Defense Army of the Republic of Artsakh military exercises on the border with Azerbaijan. Hopefully, under construction in Azerbaijan wall prevents them from seeing that the armor is strong and our tanks are fast.

Actually, funny picture, of course. There is one person sitting and lying recklessly. But he knows that sitting is known that standing in front of them is lying. The most interesting thing in this whole comedy sitting is also well known that standing in front of them knows that they know that he is lying. I'm not confused? Imagine how they confuse each other and themselves. Professional confused.

- So you think that Aliyev is trying to deliberately downplay the possibility of the Armenian army?

- Do not try it, because he knows that the animal fear of the Turks in front of the Transcaucasian Armenian army does not erase. It seems that the only thing they are right. Aliyev is lying, knowing that the audience knows that he's lying. You see, they have a political ritual is. In this ritual the main role is not one who is better sovret, and to those who pretend to be better than to believe in this lie. It's aerobatics artistry: pretend to understand that we all know that he pretends to be a naive fool. I truly admire and applaud this gathering in litsedeev byustgalstukah.

I wonder, well, that Aliyev publicly display their performances. Azerbaijani population in need of bread and circuses. And if there is not all bread enough, the spectacle rife. You know, these games are bad actors in the audience and artistic interest Transcaucasian ordinary Turk. Long-term series, with repeated shots of political striptease head of state and the court household will never get bored. Thanks to this never-ending series in Azerbaijan, many believe that they have a president, not the president has them.

- Why try to diminish the power of Aliev Armenian army, if accurate judge in this matter can only be a war?

- I'm telling you, this is - a political ritual Caucasian Turks. Aliyev is well aware that the war of Artsakh lead to loss of stored his baton. But to say this is not possible, since in this case, he again drop the baton. It remains to lie, which he does in good faith.

- What do you mean by the phrase "baton"?

- The desire to transfer power in Azerbaijan from Heydar's son's father Heydar. Aliyev now cling to the presidency, knowing that otherwise it will not get his son. And all his actions and behavior, including constantly voiced outright lies, aimed at solving this family problem: pass the baton of power to the Heydar younger. Buying a two-year membership in the UN Security Council was based on the same goal. But it is - a mistake, because after two years he will have to invent new lies to justify the political impotence of Azerbaijan.

- Thank you. Sorry for the off-hour call.

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[Vrej1915]

Re: Armenia and the information war

Փորձագետ. Որքան շատ միջոցներ է ծախսել Ադրբեջանը ՄԱԿ-ի ԱԽ-ում տեղ ունենալու համար, այնքան ավելի քիչ է ծախսելու զինվելու համար





Հոկտեմբեր 25, 2011 | 13:48
Ադրբեջանը շոշափելի օգուտ չի ստանա ՄԱԿ-ի Անվտանգության խորհրդի ոչ մշտական անդամությունից: Այս մասին այսօր` հոկտեմբերի 25-ին, լրագրողների հետ հանդիպման ժամանակ, հայտարարեց «Եվրոպական ինտեգրացիա» ՀԿ-ի ղեկավար Կարեն Բեքարյանը: Նրա խոսքով, եթե խոսքը գնում է այս կամ այն նախաձեռնությունը ՄԱԿ-ի ԱԽ-ում բարձարցնելու մասին, ապա Ադրբեջանը դա կարող էր անել նաեւ լինելով ՄԱԿ-ի լիիրավ սովորական անդամ:

«Ավելի վաղ Ադրբեջանն իր ներկայացրած բանաձեւերի համար ձայներ էր ապահովում իր հանդեպ չեզոք բլոկներից, այդ թվում Իսլամական երկրների կոնֆերանսից, իսկ վերջերս էլ նաեւ Չմիացած երկրների շարժումից: Բայց պետք է հիշել նաեւ ՄԱԿ-ի ԱԽ մշտական անդամների դիրքորոշման մասին, որոնք վետո-ի իրավունք ունեն: Այդ երկրներից երեքը ռուսաստանը, ԱՄՆ-ը եւ Ֆրանսիան են, որոնք նաեւ ԵԱՀԿ Մինսկի խմբի համանախագահող երկրներն են: Այդ երկրները Ադրբեջանի ներկայացրած բանաձեւերի վերաբերյալ իրենց դիրքորոշումներն արդեն հայտնել են»,- ասել է Բեքարյանը:

Այդուհանդերձ, ՄԱԿ-ի ԱԽ ոչ մշտական անդամների շարքում Ադրբեջանի հայտնվելը ազդակ է, որ պետք է բարեփոխել ՄԱԿ-ը:

Բեքարյանի ներկայացմամբ, միջոցը, որով Բաքուն ՄԱԿ-ում աջակցություն ստացավ այլ երկրներից, շատ պարզ է. «Այդ երկրների մեծ մասը սոցիալապես շատ խոցելի են եւ նրանց որոշումների վրա շատ հեշտ է ազդել նյութախան խրախուսման միջոցով: Բնականաբար, այդ միջոցները չեն տրամադրվում Ալիեւի կլանի անձնական միջոցներից: Դրանք տրվում են պետական բյուջեի միջոցներից, հետեւաբար, ի հաշիվ ադրբեջանցի ժողովրդի համար նախատեսված ծախսերի: Ուստի Ադրբեջանի` ՄԱԿ-ի ԱԽ ոչ մշտական անդամ դառնալը Հայաստանի համար դրական է այն իմաստով, որ այդ երկիրը միջոցներ է ծախսել, որոնք կարող էին ուղղվել երկիրը զինելուն: Այսինքն, որքան ավելի շատ Ադրբեջանը ձգտի տեղեր ստանալ միջազգային կառույցներում, այնքան լավ մեզ համար»:

Ավելի վաղ NEWS.am-ը հայտնել է, որ Նյու Յորքում ՄԱԿ-ի Գլխավոր Ասամբլեայի այսօր կայացած նիստում Ադրբեջանն ընտրվել է ՄԱԿ-ի Անվտանգության խորհրդի ոչ մշտական անդամ, երկու տարի ժամկետով՝ սկսած 2012 թվականի հունվարի 1-ից: Քվեարկության անցած փուլերի ընթացքում ՄԱԿ ԱԽ անդամ են ընտրվել նաեւ Գվատեմալան, Մարոկկոն, Պակիստանն ու Տոգոն:

Արեւելյան Եվրոպայից ժամանակավոր անդամի տեղի համար բարդ պայքար էր ընթանում Ադրբեջանի եւ Սլովենիայի միջեւ: Երկրներից ոչ մեկը չի կարողացել հավաքել ձայների անհրաժեշտ երկու/երրորդը (128 ձայն) ԱԽ-ում ընդգրկվելու համար: Վերջին քվեարկության արդյունքում Ադրբեջանը ստացել է 155 ձայն:

Ադրբեջանը նախկինում երբեք չի եղել Անվտանգության խորհրդի անդամ, իսկ Սլովենիան եղել է 1998-99 թվականներին: Դեկտեմբերի 31-ին Անվտանգության խորհրդում իրենց տեղերը կազատեն Բոսնիա եւ Հերցեգովինան, Բրազիլիան, Գաբոնը, Լիբանանն ու Նիգերիան:

ՄԱԿ Անվտանգության խորհուրդը բաղկացած է 15 անդամներից: մեծ Բրիտանիան, Չինաստանը, Ֆրանսիան, Ռուսաստանն ու Միացյալ նահանգները ՄԱԿ ԱԽ մշտական անդամներ են:

[Mos]

Re: Armenia and the information war

Azerbaijan becomes part of Security council (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...election,_2011)

Apparently the Arab League was instrumental in getting Azerbaijan elected.

[Mos]

Re: Armenia and the information war

If Armenia was located where Scotland is, it would be one of the most advanced nations in world. I would like to see any other nation have their homeland in such a volatile region, at the crossroads of Europe and Asia, cross roads of civilisations and religions. The fact that there stands an independent, free Christian Armenia after all the turmoil and history, tells a lot about the Armenian people and our resilience. I don't think we should resort to degrading another member's country, let's take the high road here.

[Tigranakert]

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A person who thinks he is a city founded by an emperor is pretty pompous. You, though, are small scale compared to the classic example: the one and only and singular "Armenian".

However, for "Armanen", a person who calls themself after an alphabet dreamed up in 1902 by a weirdo German neo-pagan (while in an 11 month state of temporary blindness) kind of defies categorisation.

Haha, it's to funny seeing you feel so addressed, which is the reason why you quickly want to say something smart about someone else's nickname.

Yes, it's totally weird that on an Armenian forum, Armenian members choose Armenian nicknames, that's unheard of. I thought usually on American forums they choose Armenian nicknames, and on Armenian forums they choose Chinese nicknames. And as a forum is largely anonymous and people do not use their own names, they use nicknames.

You are just hilarious, I am seriously feeling sorry why, at such an old age as you Scott have, you are discussing such non-sense topics on an Armenian forum.

Aren't you Armenians just soooh charming. It's "your issues" until it's about something you've made a mess of, or you need the help of others, or you need protection from enemies, then suddenly you start saying it's "our issues". Do you still wonder why you fail so miserably at this "information war"?

Contrary to you drug-addicted people, we have an independent state. It's funny this all is coming from a person who let's the British xxxx them for over for centuries Oh poor Scottish people, I feel sorry for you. You are probably on cocaine, as Scotland has the highest rate of cocaine usage in the world. Scotts are barbarians, they also have the second highest murder rate in Europe (wheres Armenia is one of the safest countries). And as we know your lives are miserable, Scotland also has the highest suicide rate in the UK. And as we also know the education system is pretty flawed, as we see the lack of knowledge of bell-the-cat, it's no wonder that Scottish universities have the highest dropout rate. Because of their stress, the only thing they can do is eat, which is why they have the second-highest obesity rate in the world. I can continue for ages why Scotland is a failed state... hell, I feel sorry for you.

[Armanen]

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Aren't you Armenians just soooh charming. It's "your issues" until it's about something you've made a mess of, or you need the help of others, or you need protection from enemies, then suddenly you start saying it's "our issues". Do you still wonder why you fail so miserably at this "information war"?

Actually, if you ever read and understood any of my posts and those of so many you love to criticize, you'd see that we're all pretty skeptical of the Genocide recognition campaign in much of the West, and other than close ties with Russia, all of us call for Armenians to stop, willingly or unwillingly, doing the work of foreign powers. I again repeat, worry about your country cause it is in serious trouble, and unlike Armenia, it really has no excuses other than its poor geopolitical and cultural choices. Key word, choices!

[bell-the-cat]

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PusXy, you are the one in an ARMENIAN forum, arguing with Armenians on their issues! You are the one with idiotic theories, you are the one who thinks Armenians owe you something because you had a s*itty website about Ani for a few years, and you are the one who is the epitome of provocateur.

Aren't you Armenians just soooh charming. It's "your issues" until it's about something you've made a mess of, or you need the help of others, or you need protection from enemies, then suddenly you start saying it's "our issues". Do you still wonder why you fail so miserably at this "information war"?

[Armanen]

Re: Armenia and the information war

A person who thinks he is a city founded by an emperor is pretty pompous. You, though, are small scale compared to the classic example: the one and only and singular "Armenian".

However, for "Armanen", a person who calls themself after an alphabet dreamed up in 1902 by a weirdo German neo-pagan (while in an 11 month state of temporary blindness) kind of defies categorisation.

PusXy, you are the one in an ARMENIAN forum, arguing with Armenians on their issues! You are the one with idiotic theories, you are the one who thinks Armenians owe you something because you had a s*itty website about Ani for a few years, and you are the one who is the epitome of provocateur.

[bell-the-cat]

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x2

A person who thinks he is a city founded by an emperor is pretty pompous. You, though, are small scale compared to the classic example: the one and only and singular "Armenian".

However, for "Armanen", a person who calls themself after an alphabet dreamed up in 1902 by a weirdo German neo-pagan (while in an 11 month state of temporary blindness) kind of defies categorisation.